[ So Yuri got a little bit of magical help for her fake virus. Sure, she'll have to say it was one of those alternate universe things later because right now.. Well, she looks like something that should be absolutely impossible for her.

She looks older. Not really old or anything, but a good 27 years old. Definitely not her normal self. It might've been a little bit of wish fulfillment on her part to ask for this, but it makes for a damn good, convincing virus if she even looks different right? So when the video flickers on, she's not wearing her usual school uniform. She has her red glasses on, and is dressed in a pretty regular outfit (sans the cape-y part).

Since changing worlds is kind of an issue, she's figured out a work around: She's going to pretend that in her "AU future" she's a shiny new teacher for the kids, who has had access to the community. There's a short wave when she sighs on, the sun rising through the window behind her-- the window that looks like a staff lounge. ]

Hey everyone! I figured I'd update before this stupid thing tried to record me during class. The last thing I need is screwing up in front of the kids on my first day getting broadcast over this thing. I'd ask for luck but I definitely don't need it. I've got an hour before class starts and the head teacher is busy so he's decided not to see if he can get me to call him a "moron" and fire me before the end of the day.

So, I guess I can practice my teaching skills right? [ She rests her elbow on the desk in front of her, her chin in the heel of her palm as a soft smirk comes to her lips. ]

What do you guys want to be when you grow up?

ANON MEME

You know the drill. Drop your name here and everyone else will tell you what they really think of you.

[Or put 'dropped by Eater' in the subject if your character wouldn't do that. Whichever!]

Ahahahahahaha!

[That is... perhaps not the most convincing evil laugh ever, but Karen is attempting to make up for it with sheer enthusiasm. She is dressed in black and blue, and wearing a silly crown which upon closer examination is actually made of plastic beads but it isn't obvious from the video, and you will just have to imagine both of those things because lazy Andy is lazy and doesn't want to sift through Google image results to find something appropriately outlandish.]

Fools! You've been complacent for far too long, and left yourselves vulnerable! Now, your worlds will belong to me, Minazuki Karen... or as you shall address me from now on, EMPRESS AQUA!

Now, I realize most of you don't want to deal with the process of conquest, and of course I can be accommodating. Merely pledge your allegiance to me, and you'll be able to proceed more or less as usual. Those of you who want to make this difficult, on the other hand... well, I have ways of dealing with you. Ahahahahahaha!

[With that, the video cuts out, just in time to avoid broadcasting Karen breaking out into a giggle-fit.]

((OOC: The actual video of his canon update is here up until 3:46))

*Remember that one guy that all you could hear was a low voice and you knew he was in prison? Looks like the jailor finally decided to let him out. Auron decides to not agree with the terms of deal and tries to fight his way out. He's saved by a guy with a shield, a duck and a kid with a keyblade who burst in unexpectedly. In turn, Auron has to save the impetuous keyblade user and they all run like hell out of Hades' palace, fighting Heartless to escape.

After they reach a safe spot, they collapse, exchange names and decide to try to get out of this place. All anyone can tell now is the man in prison is named Auron and he can fight with one arm tucked in his coat.

After a bit of a rest, Auron looks at the book, which had been open and recording everything. He peers into it.*

So this must be Hades' book. Ducks, hunh? You'd think they'd be on fire to fit his theme.