So, personally, I think this blind date thing is stupid, but I found her list of pairs and figured I'd give you all a warning about who's getting who.

( Cut is IC. )

I feel really bad for the guy she paired herself with.

[click]

 What's up, chumps?

I've been poking around your little site here for a little while, and I'm surprised it took me so long to figure out what was missing: me!

Bwahahaha, that's right!  Now with a million... ish... percent more BOWSER in this place, this little community-thing is sure to be that much more awesome!

You guys really should be thanking me!  I mean, c'mon, I make everything better.

[click]