[At first the video is blurry and shaky, as if someone was climbing the wall with the phone on their hands. When it stops moving all the campus is visible. Someone is in a very high place~]

How many times you have parkour away from someone for them to get the hint, I wonder.

It seems like a lot of people are stressed over exams, so, um, I've made cookies... I've got a table in the education building on the main floor if you'd like to come and have one. You can sit down and talk, too, there are a few chairs... I hope this can make people happy, anyway.

I know most of you are obsessed with exams and food right now, but I wanted to remind you the Judo Club is open to taking new members anyways. If you don't know what Judo is, Google it and ask for assistance at the next meeting. The more experienced members won't mind giving you a few pointers.

[It seems like she's about to say more, but there's a distinctly male voice shouting in some foreign language (Grecian). There's an irritated sigh from Elektra.] Ask Arthur for the dates and times. I've got to run.

[She cuts off the feed. Elektra isn't kidding about that running thing.]

[@ 1:00pm] @ teh library lookin for some books!

[@ 1:02pm] o hai library people!

[@ 1:05pm] y do people keep give meh funny looks????

[@ 1:10pm] i'm in teh library sitting on top of teh bookcase!

[@ 1:11pm] i'm the one waving!

[@ 1:14pm] o hai mrs librarian person! can u c me wavin???

[@ 1:20pm] i got kicked out of teh library....

[@ 1:21pm] they don't like it if u sit on teh bookcases.

[Rory looks exhausted. There are bags under his eyes and about five empty cups of coffee littered about his desk. He's sipping away from a sixth cup as he turns to address the camera.]

Hullo. [He waves.] Just a reminder that Peggy and I have got a study group for the upcoming biology midterm. We'll be meeting tonight in the library at 7 o'clock. If you're planning to come would you mind leaving a note here? I'd like to know the number of people to expect. Thanks. I appreciate it.

[He pauses and yawns.]

Right. Well, I'll see you all tonight then.

[Hello, Ducks! I'm sure you're all very excited for this class! Who wouldn't be when there are two bunches of helium balloons on either side of the blackboard at the front of the classroom?

After a moment of anticipation the door flies open and in skips a bright pink pony dressed in deerstalker and holding a pipe.]

"Good morning everypony! Welcome to the class of the century, Planning the Perfect Party!"

[Pay attention now!]

To those who have attended my class on War History, I need to remind you that the midterm is in four days. Covering chapters one through seventeen will simply not do as a reminder. You simply must attend the rest of my lectures as soon as possible.

Those who don't will receive a lower grade simply by not paying attention.

- Professor Perrine H Cloistermann

[Later on, Perrine can be found around campus, dealing with things when a stiff wind blows up her, well, jacket, and she covers herself, grumbling about the lack of pants in the wardrobe.]