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[ I present to you-- Captain America and the Star Spangled Girls.

WARNING! The following post requires you to please click and watch the video in this link for a spectacular musical number. I swear you will never regret this discussion.

AND SHOWTIME.

This is a USO show, guys. Captain America is going to perform for you. It's got all that snazzy 40s flair. CAPTAIN AMERICA NEEDS YOU--- To buy bonds to help him sock ole' Hitler on the jaw! Each bond you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun.

There's a dancing showgirls in red, white, and blue (one for every state!), Steve acting super cheerful and getting the audience really into this (no no he doesn't sing. I'm sorry), dancing girls, Captain America punching Hitler, dancing girls, FIREWORKS, Captain America lifting motorcycle, and also dancing girls.
God bless America. ]

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The straight men of all worlds are disappointed in you, Steve. I can hear their cries of "Why Steve why?!" even from here.

Edited 2012-04-15 04:11 (UTC)

Disappointed? -What? I.. [ ghfihgfhgi-

:| ] Yuri.

I'm joking!

Stop that.

If I were a guy you'd be completely fine with me joking about that.

I'd hit you in the arm for it if you were a guy.

Then you'd suffer guilt for the whole twenty minutes or so it took for my broken arm to get better. I'm fine with it.

I wouldn't do it hard enough to break it.

Great, then you can hit me on the shoulder as a girl too. Problem solved.

Don't give me permission to hit you. I'm not doing it.

Great, then you're not stopping me from making jokes.

I don't really think hitting you would have fully prevented the jokes anyway.

Nothing will stop them, they're like a train.

A crazy train.

Eccentric train.

The Joke Train.

The Laughter Express.

I liked how that one sounds.

It's kind of catchy, isn't it?

It is. We should keep that one in mind in case we ever need to name a train.

Do you plan on owning a train any time soon?

No, I do not but I've always wanted a train conductor's hat.

Why? [ Trains, Steve? really.. ]

...You've never had a train set?

No, never.

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