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[otaku_badass]

Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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[glimmerous_fop]

Then we'll just leave it at that.

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[otaku_badass]

Since you seem to know me who are you?

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[glimmerous_fop]

Heh, forgot my manners. My name is Klavier Gavin, a pleasure to meet you again...

...though it's possible you'll run into several people here who will remember you, Herr Touchdown.

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[otaku_badass]

Though it's all new to me. By the way the name is Travis Touchdown, not Herr Touchdown.

[glimmerous_fop]

It's new, but I'm sure you've been given the rundown about how this place operates.

Travis Touchdown it is, like I said we didn't really talk at length so I don't know if you prefer the honorifics or not.

[otaku_badass]

That was an honorific?

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm German, so it's a German courtesy title.

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[otaku_badass]

I see. Fine what ever make you happy.

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[glimmerous_fop]

Whatever makes me happy. You sure? A guy could really spoil himself given that kind of permission.

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[otaku_badass]

Huh? I meant about the honorifics!

[glimmerous_fop]

And here I got my hopes up, Herr, I'm a little disappointed now.

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[otaku_badass]

I... I don't swing that way, dude.

[glimmerous_fop]

Don't worry, I'm fully aware of that.

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[otaku_badass]

As long as we're on the same page. So I guess I just have to appease this "thing" for now on.

[glimmerous_fop]

Heh well you were very clear on your preferences last time you were here and I can keep the two of you separate, so don't worry about it. Ah, the community? Yeah, you'll be back to your regularly scheduled programming once you've talked until it's heart's contentment.

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[otaku_badass]

Sounds like I'll have one hell of a time here.

[glimmerous_fop]

Never a dull moment what with all the drama and the viruses.

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[otaku_badass]

Yeah, drama can be a real bit... Viruses?

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[glimmerous_fop]

It's difficult to explain, they're not computer viruses or viruses that effect your health...these viruses manipulate your life in different ways. They can effect everything from personality, to your appearance, your gender, or create situations that are illusions. Like you might be in love with someone you're not, or imbued with powers you don't normally have. It depends and the kicker is in half of the situations you believe it is all real.

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[otaku_badass]

._.

You've got to be fucking shitting me!

[glimmerous_fop]

...[Did you just text a face at him? That was...unexpected.]

I wish that I was, Herr. In fact you came at a good time, we just had a virus so at least you'll have some breathing room and time to acquaint yourself with this place before the next bomb is dropped.

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[otaku_badass]

[When one face is not enough...]

Can they be avoided?

[glimmerous_fop]

If the community decides to pass over you...and you have a lot of luck.

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[otaku_badass]

Dammit.