[Video; locked from Michael]

[strippedofgrace]

[There is a stereotypical businessman working at his computer. For our purposes it doesn't matter what he looks like, because very soon a hand taps on his shoulder.

The guy looks around and immediately scrambles away. The hand belongs to one man with sharp teeth and devil wings... as well as a very silly outfit but you be the judge on that one.

The devil tsks.] You lied to Saint Peter. You told him your girlfriend was dying in the hospital and you wanted to be there for her when she passed away. Which is sort of true, except it's your ex-girlfriend who you hadn't seen for two months.

[The businessman is stammering something but the devil goes on.] Peter's a sucker for sob stories and he let you come back to life, and for the two weeks from then until now you didn't go near that hospital. Well, guess what? She's dead, and your time is up.

Now, you were kinda borderline before this. You cheated on your wife, you stole from your company... But that was a pretty big lie you just told. So, guess what?

[He leans in close to the man's face with a grin full of teeth.] You're going to Hell, man.

[The man gives an unearthly wail as fire consumes him, leaving nothing but his clothes and his computer. The devil sighs and starts picking up his possessions.]

Getting rid of their stuff is the worst part... eh, what's this blinky light mean? [He presses random buttons on the computer, and one of them cuts off the recording.]

Comments

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[fortheworld]

[SILLY COSTUME BUDDIES]

The devil that judges the dead, is it? I wonder what the Church would make of this recording.

Welcome to the Community.

video

[strippedofgrace]

[Yes awesome!]

It answered- Oh, this is that internet thing. Yeah, guess I'd better reply.

It's nothin' they don't already know, is it? People go to Hell when they're bad.

[fortheworld]

Yet validation has its own worth, does it not? Though I suppose such a thing would be easy enough to fake. And harder still to explain.

[does this mean she'll have to be religious now? oh joy.]

[strippedofgrace]

If the devil gets people to believe in God, that's hilarious.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auuuu! Why does this place keep showing creepy things?

[strippedofgrace]

[Now on his own computer, having gotten rid of the last one taken from Dead Guy.]

'Cause I'm the devil. It's my job to scare kids.

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[yes_im_kawaii]

I'm not a kid! I'm...

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[yes_im_kawaii]

...I don't know how old I am.

[Video]

[originaldragoon]

That light most likely means you are being recorded.

[Video]

[strippedofgrace]

Figured that out now.

[enshrined]

Oh no! Will he be alright?

[strippedofgrace]

Nope. He definitely will not be alright.

[enshrined]

How terrible!

video;

[jailbirds]

What the fuck are you wearing?

Re: video;

[strippedofgrace]

It's hot in Hell. I'm not wearing a sweater.

[jailbirds]

That doesn't mean you have to dress like a gay stripper!

[Video]

[material_guy]

The looting seems like the best part.

[Video]

[strippedofgrace]

I don't loot dead people's stuff.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Beats throwing it out, don't it?

[spiritually]

[ Is it a spirit? Natsume's pretty sure it's a youkai of some kind, so he's a little hesitant to say anything at first. Once he takes a peek through the comments, at the very least it looks like others can see him so he decides to speak up. ]

Did you have to do that?

[strippedofgrace]

Yeah, I did. It's sorta my job?

[spiritually]

Your job?

[Audio]

[smokepraylove]

No.

[Audio]

[strippedofgrace]

Are we denyin' the existence of this post here or what just happened?

[Audio]

[smokepraylove]

Saint Peter. Hell. The fire. If it's about the devil existing, of course I believe, but...