[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[material_guy]

[Greed starts digging in his pocket for a moment before pulling out another, uninflated, balloon.]

Blow me.

[glimmerous_fop]

[For shits and grins Klavier grabs the balloon and places it between his teeth.]

Really?

[material_guy]

[He yanks at the non-blowing, then lets go for it to snap back at his face. He didn't put enough pull for it to have any particularly smart sting, at least.] The hell'm I gonna do with three of 'em?

[glimmerous_fop]

[Which is why Klavier does make much of a fuss, but he does take the balloon out of his mouth for safe keeping.] I just wanted the balloon.

[material_guy]

I thought you thought yers were better "technology." But if you're willing to come over to the bigger is better camp.... [Dig, dig. He whips out another one and dangles it out for him.]

[glimmerous_fop]

No thanks, mine have that whole realistic look and feel about them. Want to touch? [He'll take it anyway, like a kid in a candy store...it's a Greed present...like that matchbox.]</small.

[material_guy]

[You don't have to ask him twice. Both hands go right in for a grip. He doesn't exactly look like he's enjoying it, but he's at least interested, man-handling them, trying to determine if he would be able to tell the difference if copping a feel on a real girl.

If lavier were a real girl, he would probably be in some pain with how much he's jerking them around. If he'd put any real effort into his own get-up at all, one might suspect he was trying to put the competition's costume into disarray. But, no. He's just artless.]

[glimmerous_fop]

[Fortunately for Klavier his breast plate wasn't something that just adhered to his chest with double-sided tape, it was strapped to him and therefore when Greed groped him it stayed in place much like a real set of breasts. The silicone with the attached nipple only heightened the realism...and then there was the very unusual way the material heated up under Greed's artless palms. They were definitely made to appear real in almost every aspect. Klavier might not have been able to feel the sensation of pain, but it was still attached to him so after some time he did jerk back.] Hey...I just poked yours...

[material_guy]

[They're so realistic it goes from funny to uncomfortable, but the best way to approach a fear is to just get through it. By the time he jerks back, his hand is still out there groping the air before he retracts it, looking at it as if his hand were foreign and disgusting in some way before giving Klavier another long stare.

Busty blue eyed, dolled up, stylish blonde. Should be right up his alley, damn it.

But it's a guy. Which isn't, he would persist perhaps unconvincingly if asked, not a bad thing in itself.

No, more than a guy, it's Klavier. Which is normally in itself a plus.]

[glimmerous_fop]

You don't have to look disgusted. [And klavier actually looks offended by Greed's reaction towards him.] It's supposed to be realistic, if I'm going to win I should look the part...and it's silicone. Well that's the same stuff they use in implants.

[material_guy]

It's weird. [So he says absently smearing his hand on his own pants.] It's you. In makeup and tits.

[glimmerous_fop]

[And Klavier just stares at Greed's hand.] I get that women are your preference, and that real women are a bonus, but it's a drag show. It's going to be weird.

[material_guy]

The hell are you getting that "preference" idea out of? It's you that's weird. Weirdest. Weirder than normal drag weird.

[glimmerous_fop]

Ah...well I was hoping not to be the only person that disgusts you.

[material_guy]

What, didn't you wanna be special to me?

[glimmerous_fop]

You think I should waffle over it some more? You'll get what it is that you want if you're not careful, Herr.

[material_guy]

So yer sure of it, now?

[glimmerous_fop]

I've been sure.

[material_guy]

Wait, wait, wait sure of whose what?

[glimmerous_fop]

For myself. Your feelings are a recent acquisition.

[material_guy]

"A recent acquisition."

[glimmerous_fop]

Well, it was only recently right?

[material_guy]

There's so much wrong with that I ain't even sure where to start.

[glimmerous_fop]

Why, do you plan on taking it all back?

[material_guy]

Taking what back?