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[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I know it now. This community's totally tsun for me. I'd rather it be all deredere for me than keep cutting me off and bringing me back. (/ﾟДﾟ)/ That'd be boring, though. Nothing like being constantly spoiled to spoil the fun for you. But can't it spoil me just now and then? I'd like to receive cake and candies. Wonderful, delicious sweets. o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o That'd be a better show of its dedication.

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[pawful]

And the community might not want its gift shared with anyone else. It might get jealous, so you should just keep it for yourself.

[ because she really doesn't want to check every cup of tea she drinks from now on. ]

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

It'll just have to be jealous, then! You're first in my heart, after all. Oh! I just thought of a new punishment game for you when you lose the next game we play.

[pawful]

What is it?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

To start with, you'd be forced to drink tea. But there's more to it than that, of course.

[pawful]

[ of course. ]

Such as? Will you trap me in a place with no bathrooms after that?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Oh, that's an idea. Really, I could stop right there and just have you drink until you die of water intoxication. But that's not what I have in mind.

2/2 (posting this before I forget those ideas)

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

This tea'd have poison in it. But only a tiny little bit. Let's say one in ten millionth of the lethal dose. Every drink'd have another one in ten millionth added so the second'd have two in ten millionth and so on. The poison I have in mind's pretty fun, too!

[pawful]

Oh? Will it make me writhe in agony as the dosage increases? You might have to force-feed me the tea in that case, since I could end up spilling a lot.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I'll tenderly force-feed you every drop.

[pawful]

I wouldn't have it any other way. Of course, this means I'll have to think of a fitting punishment game for you as well.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Make it a <cute> and <pop> one!

[pawful]

I can't guarantee that. You'll have to see for yourself later.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

You'd have to beat me for that! I'm absolutely, definitely, certainly not going to take it easy on you. I'll find an even harder game to challenge you with. One that'll allow me to entrap you forever and forever. You won't escape my love!

[pawful]

Ah, that's right. This game is almost coming to an end, isn't it? It wouldn't be any fun to make bets now.

[ not when the endgame is so apparent — or at least, it seems that way to her. ]

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

It'll take me time to find another at least as good. It's too bad she played so halfheartedly.

[pawful]

Yes. That kid was almost decent at creating games, but not continuing them. Of course, her successor isn't any better.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

At least he provided a little amusement, with all his screaming and crying and ridiculous theories.

[pawful]

Only a little. [ listening to all that gets tiring, especially since she had to pretend to be his ally. ] Though, he's been quiet lately. I wonder what he's up to?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Probably something using his moronic Battler-style logic. Like hiding little bombs inside teddy bears that're filled with secret nerve poison Pokopukokuu.

[pawful]

[ ugh. ]

If that's really what he has in mind, I might just shrivel up from boredom.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Well, we'll see. If we even feel like paying attention any longer.

[She isn't going to mention her interest in Yuri's success.]

[pawful]

[ pause ]

Does that mean you won't pay attention to my game, Lambda...?

[ she might as well tell her, if she doesn't already know. ]

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

If it wasn't for your game, I'd have changed the channel already.

[pawful]

I'm flattered. But aren't you staying just to see if I fall flat on my face?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Well, that'd be quite a sight to see. But it's not as if your games're boring.