☆ text ☆ seventh wish ☆ spoiled witch

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I know it now. This community's totally tsun for me. I'd rather it be all deredere for me than keep cutting me off and bringing me back. (/ﾟДﾟ)/ That'd be boring, though. Nothing like being constantly spoiled to spoil the fun for you. But can't it spoil me just now and then? I'd like to receive cake and candies. Wonderful, delicious sweets. o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o That'd be a better show of its dedication.

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Out of curiosity, just how did this whole harem injoke start?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

You should've done that before.

Butthurt anon on RP Secrets

[oceanicbutterfly]

I really don't know what I should have done.

Yeah, that's explanation enough

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

But what about the children? (ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ

[oceanicbutterfly]

Children?!

[Karen is laughing out loud now.]

Damn those tags are getting ridiculous

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

They were turned into marshmallows and eaten. *cry* .・゜゜・（／。＼）・゜゜・．

so ridiculous I needed three days to respond

[oceanicbutterfly]

...I think you're pulling my leg, miss.

I once left someone so dumbstuck that he never could think of a response

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

But the children!

That happens to me a lot

[oceanicbutterfly]

We're both women.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

You're denying our children? How callous!

[oceanicbutterfly]

I can't help but think you're trying to trick me into a relationship you always wanted.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

It's too bad for you. My heart'll always belong to Bernkastel~

when did I get to the point where this actually seems like something karen would say

[oceanicbutterfly]

Your heart might, but it seems like your body has other ideas.

When they started going to ridiculous lengths to troll each other

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

If you want my body that much I'll send you my hand. Or would you rather a plump thigh or breast meat?

that's probably it, yes

[oceanicbutterfly]

Now, now, you should know already what I like.

This isn't going to have any winners, only losers

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I'll send it over, then!

everyone involved is already a loser, I think

[oceanicbutterfly]

Good. I'm glad we settled that.

Totally losers, yup. Also, mind a "present" getting sent over?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

That's right, it's settled!

pfffffff go for it

[oceanicbutterfly]

In any case, miss, I don't believe we've been properly re-introduced?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[After a short while, a present box wrapped in colorful ribbons appears on Karen's end. Attached's a note reading "Here's your favorite!" It's signed "Lambdadelta."]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Wait, she actually sent something? Karen stares at the package, unsure of whether she really wants to open it.

But then she settles on yes and does so.]

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[Inside, on a fancy little plate decorated with flowers, is an eyeball on a pillow of... is that cotton candy?]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[This is the most bizarre thing Karen has ever seen. She's not entirely certain it's even disgusting, so much as perplexing. It's... actually pretty much exactly what she should have expected to see, in retrospect.

Regardless of her uncertain emotional reaction, she's quite certain of two things: that she needs to close the box, and that the box will have to be incinerated at the earliest opportunity.]

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[Somewhere, Lambdadelta is laughing at the thought of Karen's reaction.]