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dramadramaduck2013-09-30 10:39 am
sandinmyboots) wrote in dramadramaduck2013-09-30 10:39 am
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[Behold: a bed in a stone-hewn bedroom. A bed full of sheets and rather more quilts than are probably necessary. There is movement under the quilts like the beginnings of an earthquake. Something rolls out from under the quilts and onto the floor, something small and blonde and wearing fluffy red pajamas.]
I'm awake, Sarge...ugh. I'm up, I'm up. [Kefka sits up and rubs his face. He looks tired, and his hair is long and tangled.] How am I expected to get up when there's nothing to get up for? At least being in the military meant I had a proper schedule.
[Then he notices the floating camera.] Hey! Community book! [He jumps up and tackles it, sending the screen blurring red and grey and blonde. When it recovers, Kefka's set the book up so it can face him on a white vanity; the table is covered with cosmetics.]
[Kefka picks up a brush and waves it at the camera.] You have to stay here so I can talk to you, you naughty page-flapping phase-clapper! [He pauses, then adds matter of factly:] My connection to the community is alive, so I have to make sure it's paying attention to what I say or it'll fly off and ditch me for a few months like a very very bad flying book monster. It looks like a lot of you are new, so let's get some introductions going!
I am Sir Kefka Palazzo, formerly of the Gestahlian Empire, currently god of the world of Woolsey. [He bows.] I'm bored out of my mind because it turns out 90% of being a god is doing upkeep to make sure the world is running properly, make sure the monsters are fed, blah blah blah I need something to do. If you need a fighting companion, new armor or weapons, healing supplies, miracle cures, et cetera, I can provide it for a reasonable price! Or we can talk! Talking is very reasonable and I want to know all of you new people. [Beat.] Talk to me now. Do it.
I'm awake, Sarge...ugh. I'm up, I'm up. [Kefka sits up and rubs his face. He looks tired, and his hair is long and tangled.] How am I expected to get up when there's nothing to get up for? At least being in the military meant I had a proper schedule.
[Then he notices the floating camera.] Hey! Community book! [He jumps up and tackles it, sending the screen blurring red and grey and blonde. When it recovers, Kefka's set the book up so it can face him on a white vanity; the table is covered with cosmetics.]
[Kefka picks up a brush and waves it at the camera.] You have to stay here so I can talk to you, you naughty page-flapping phase-clapper! [He pauses, then adds matter of factly:] My connection to the community is alive, so I have to make sure it's paying attention to what I say or it'll fly off and ditch me for a few months like a very very bad flying book monster. It looks like a lot of you are new, so let's get some introductions going!
I am Sir Kefka Palazzo, formerly of the Gestahlian Empire, currently god of the world of Woolsey. [He bows.] I'm bored out of my mind because it turns out 90% of being a god is doing upkeep to make sure the world is running properly, make sure the monsters are fed, blah blah blah I need something to do. If you need a fighting companion, new armor or weapons, healing supplies, miracle cures, et cetera, I can provide it for a reasonable price! Or we can talk! Talking is very reasonable and I want to know all of you new people. [Beat.] Talk to me now. Do it.
clearly he has to go. non-existance is better than this kind of treatment!!
Get in line behind The White, zetsubou-clown.
Well, I suppose that would explain why he keeps wanting my help to hook up with Yuko-sensei....
who is The White? 8O
You have be careful. Even if your world isn't dangerous, some of the others leak. Not mine, of course, that would be tacky and I can't have people jumping in to ruin my master plan, but there are others. Have you been given the full community talk yet?
On the other hand, we all went to Disneyworld one time.
Anthromorphic personafication of the despair of endless recurrance
L-leaking? Well it should be easy to notice with how normal things are here.
Kefka likes them already! also, did you remember to make a tag for naoki?
Probably. You might be at the beginning of your own story, though, and the interesting part hasn't started yet.
Whozawata now?
a character tag that you put on entries in order to see all entries that naoki was in!
Heck, I was just a soldier with a lot of ambition at one point!
Or you could make your own interesting!
Que?
Though you have a point with making things interesting myself...
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[[ There's a tag system on DW where you label entries with words! If you click on one of those tags, it links to every page that has been tagged with those words on that journal. So, for example, I have the tag 'Kefka Palazzo' on DDD, and if I click on it, it will link to every journal entry on DDD that has been labeled with them.]]