42. riveting recreation

[ifbymyhands]

[video]

Soooo, happy ducks. I figure it's about time we had some more fun around here again. And since Kyousuke's not here to go joy-riding around the multiverse with -- sorry, Yayoi, don't ban me from the library again! -- well, then, I want to play a game.

Anyone played Never Have I Ever?

Basically, everyone goes around this post posting things they haven't done. Then, if you have done one of the things someone else posted up, take a drink of... whatever you have on hand, I don't even care if it's water. Then respond to the thread it's for and we can count! Post your own stuff, too.

It's all in the name of community togetherness. Trust me!

(IC, game-canon version of the Never Have I Ever meme! As an example to look at, here's the last time we did this on the meme comm. This one's just game-canon instead of a meme, and it obviously won't be done with action tags, though Kano will encourage video tags to prove that people are actually drinking. Go forth and have fun!

Comments

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Drinking grape juice isn't exactly a harsh penalty, but Karen will glare at the camera as she drinks anyway.]

[former_endboss]

Shall we continue? Never have I ever been accused of having a harem.

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Without breaking "eye" contact, Karen takes another drink.]

[former_endboss]

If you would like to take a turn...

[oceanicbutterfly]

Never have I ever been referred to as Super Ultra Nudist.

[former_endboss]

Hmmm. Fair enough. I will save that drink for later.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Never have I ever saved a drink for later in this game.

[former_endboss]

I would drink right now, but I can't. I'm not sure if you missed the news, but I'm kind of typing this with my mind because my body is in stasis. So I literally cannot complete the drinking portion of the game right now.

So that's two to save.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Yes, I've been paying attention. But as it happens, I literally cannot avoid having been accused of having a harem, so...

[former_endboss]

...so how does one join said harem? Or is it invitation only?

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm sure it helps to be entirely fictitious, like the harem.

[former_endboss]

So it's a secret? I see...

Well, I have never been in any sort of relationship at all, so that's fine. A harem could be awkward.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Didn't we just go over how you effectively don't have a body at the moment?

[former_endboss]

I had one, and I can get another! The old one was kinda dull, I wouldn't mind getting a different one actually.

[oceanicbutterfly]

This conversation has gone in a strange direction. What's this about getting another body?

[former_endboss]

Well, I'm pretty much a disembodied mind right now, yes? So any body I can get is better than not having one at all. I can make one out of magic in a pinch, but that's exhausting.

[oceanicbutterfly]

No, that's not what was confusing.

[former_endboss]

The point is that I have lots of bodies! I could get someone to give me theirs if I wanted it right now!

[Wait, crap. Shouldn't have spilled those beans.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Yeah, that's pretty villainous-sounding.]

So, these bodies you have. Is somebody using them?

[former_endboss]

[spin, spin, spin...]

You have to understand. There are actual cults that worship me that developed while I was in stasis. If their members want to offer themselves to me, well who am I to say no? They would consider it a great honor to serve their goddess, and it's not like I need their bodies for more than temporary use.

[oceanicbutterfly]

You'd be doing so under a false pretense, though. Unless you believe you are a goddess, but that's an entirely different issue.

[former_endboss]

My rival hasn't exactly done anything to shut down the cults that worship her-why should I disassemble mine? And if she gets worshiped as a goddess, shouldn't I? I can beat her all over the Tower, after all.

[oceanicbutterfly]

So, "she started it."

[former_endboss]

She's a Seven-hundred year old teenager. She had a big head start.

[Mir's only 300 years younger...]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Please don't talk to me about seven-hundred-year-old teenagers.