A Curious Journal [handwritten]

[theothermrgray]

To whom this may concern,
I don't know who you people are, nor do I know why you keep leaving this notebook in my attic, but I am quite certain it does not belong to me. I'll admit, it is rather lovely, duck motif on the front cover and all, but I hardly remember agreeing to participate in what I'm assuming is a public diary to be filled by some sort of exclusive club in which I do not belong to.
Now that I think of it, how is it that you keep breaking into my house without unlocking any of the doors?!
Sincerely, Dorian Gray

Comments

[handwritten]

[theothermrgray]

It sounds much like a children's book with complicated plot-lines.

As for the explosions, are there lower safety standards in the future?

[yes_im_kawaii]

No, we just have a bunch of enemies.

[handwritten]

[theothermrgray]

Oh dear, it looks like you keep making enemies of arsonists. I imagine cleaning up after that lot must be irksome.