[he waits a few days after Aoko is injured to post this, as he had been spending most of his free time making sure They weren't involved in the attack. And once he's satisfied that there was no Black Ops involvement...]

Alright. I've got just one question for you guys.

Who was it?

I know there are doctors and people who can heal on this community. You guys are faster than the nearest hospital. I need one.

Now.

"There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman."

What is this word?

((All comments anon, ip untraceable, etc standard Kid post. Want to know the answer? Google 'riddles,' first result :>))

[there is an adorable little boy standing on a box in front of the Giro Express building! He claps his hands together and bows at the camera, an adorable little grin decorating his six-year-old features.

Some of you might recognize that grin. And that hair. But that blue short-sleeved vest and those khaki pants he's wearing definitely aren't part of his normal wardrobe]

Mr. Giro said that business was getting smaller these days, so I thought I'd ask everyone on the community to let us deliver their stuff! [another clap] Mr. Giro can worldhop, so he can deliver things between worlds too!

The Giro Express! We deliver anything! Illegal or not!

[a pause, and his grin fades a bit into a very thoughtful look]

I think that's how Mr. Giro said it went...

((Crossover AU + Regression virus, for those curious!))

In light of recent events, I have a very important question!

Why the heck did we wait until the community forced us to play laser tag? That's something we can do without a virus! There are a bunch of places we can play on my world, and that isn't taking into account the fact that we have the whole multiverse at our disposal.

Anyone else interested in a casual game once a week or so? It'd be a good way to kill some boredom. Besides, laser tag is fun.

Oi! Guys! Guys!

The greatest magician in the multiverse-- my dad, that is-- is offering to put on a magic show for the members of the community! Something about showcasing the differences between illusions and spellcasting or something. The point is, it's a free magic show. Performed by my dad.

You've gotta come~! If you've seen me perform, he's even better. 'Sides, why would you pass up the chance to meet the man I learned everything from?

Did I mention it's my dad?

If there is one thing I can count on the community for, it's the diversity of its members. That's what makes all of your answers to questions such as this rather interesting~

In light of recent events... how much worth does each human life have, individually? What, if anything, makes it okay to steal one away? Do you believe in the phrase 'a life for a life?'

Naturally, I have my own opinions on the matter. But it's been a while since we have had an enlightening chat like this, hasn't it, community?

~ Kaitou Kid ♥

((all replies anon, IP untraceable, etc etc))

... oi, guys.

I think something happened to Issei.

Hey, Karen-chan~!

Kaito thinks we'd be a good match. Wanna go out?

[Locked to Karen/Unhackable]

By the way, want to show Kaito why he should keep his mouth shut?

((OOC: Yes, he had to do it on the comm. Thus Kaito learns never to tease Keiji.))

Your city has just been attacked by a giant pack of sabertooth moose-lions. To escape, you ran into the basement of a local shoe store. Unfortunately, one sabertooth moose-lion followed you down there, and he now has you cornered! The only exit is the one the sabertooth moose-lion is blocking. You have a stick of gum, a string, and a paperclip in your pocket. There's a shoe box sitting on the ground just outside of arm's length, too. You don't have any powers to fight the sabertooth moose-lion off yourself, either.

Sooooo... what do you do~?

[A very satisfied sigh is heard.]

...... I feel way much better now, Kaito.

[ooc: ref :'D]

KAITOU KID!

HOW DARE YOU DISGUISE AS HEIJI!

The next time I see you, there will be NO MERCY!

((OOC: Done on the community because she wants to be sure to get his attention.))

... tomorrow is May 5th.

That's Children's Day for everyone who doesn't live in Japan.

For the past near 18 years of my life I have hated this holiday, and where I come from, there's practically no way to escape it. Dunno who's stupid idea it was to hang those things outside of every home, anyway. I dunno why I didn't think about this last year, but since I have an entire multi-verse and community of worldhoppers at my disposal, I might as well ask!

Anyone wanna do something that isn't Children's Day related tomorrow? Preferably somewhere that isn't Japan.

Von Karma-san, I believe we'll be seeing each other sooner than you thought. Shall I assume our date is to take place at the usual time, at the Los Angeles City Museum~?

After all, every lady enjoys being shown a diamond from a deserving gentleman, correct?

~ Kaitou Kid ♥

[the video clicks on to show Kaito! Well, what looks like Kaito, except for the fact that his normally wild hair has been gelled against his head, and his normally skewed clothing is neat and ironed with his collar buttoned and his shirt tucked in. He's sitting properly in his chair, arms crossed over his chest, and scolding frown on his features]

Might I ask that you all refrain from posting so much today? It's clogging my friend's list and making it very difficult to keep things in order. I've already spent the entire morning trying to clean the slob's room, and I'd rather not spend the entire afternoon alphabetizing your entries.

[behind him, the real Kaito (as scruffy at always) is making choking motions with his hands]

Thank you for your time, community.

[The real Kaito chimes in at the very last minute, before the video feed can be cut off]

Why do I get the really boring one?!

Tomorrow, two hours before the witches begin to fly, I'll travel through the land of the volcanoes to steal the crown from its future Fire Lord.

~ Kaitou Kid ♥

((Eris plot! His target is Zuko's crown and yes my riddles suck. All replies anon, ip untraceable, etc etc))

To the HEROES OF AWESOME:

I am afraid to inform you that my leader has escaped from your shabby prison, and as a result, we have made a base of operations where our evil kidnapping activities are resuming as we speak.  If you want to find us, you can try, but I am afraid as a result of a new invention...which jams your precious, sorry excuse for magic, you may not find this as easy as you like.

In the meantime, we are raiding many other cities and towns for our evil needs and whatnot, so if you are feeling pretty heroic, you may want to start there, hmmm?

You're traveling from one city to another to deliver a very important package to a very important king. To get there you need to cross a bridge. The bridge is being guarded by a gigantic purple polka-dotted rabbit with fangs and a huge carrot he wields like a sword. In front of him lay three items: a can of earthworms, a pair of scissors, and ten rolls of duct tape.

Sooooooooooooo... what do you do?

[Kaito is back! He speaks wryly and tiredly, as if the past three days had been hard on him]

Oi... sorry if we worried anyone. We're fine, I promise. We just managed to get out of that... creepy mansion thing.

No one followed us in, right? No one else needs to go in there, geez...

[there's a brief hesitation before he speaks again]

Fuu needs a doctor. [in the background, Fuu's soft voice cuts in with 'Kaito-san, I do not need a doctor.' Kaito ignores it and continues]

Don't worry, she's okay! Er, mostly. But she needs to see someone who can take a look at her eyes.

[Fuu cuts in again, her voice ever-present in the background. 'Kaito-san, take me to Cephiro and I can heal myself]

She somehow lost her vision while we were in there. I dunno what you could do, but someone needs to at least try--

[Fuu cuts in one last time. 'Kaito-san, please go home.' To which Kaito mumbles something inaudibly back to her. The feed cuts out]