[Video]

[sexbastian]

[The video starts with the view of a teen with brown hair and light eyes. He’s wearing a familiar Dalton blazer like Kurt used to. He’s look positively bored albeit slightly unhappy.]

This place really is the cherry on top to an absolutely horrible week. If I were the kind of person who believes in that sort of crap I would think it’s bad karma or something.

Not only does it looks like you’re all delusional about the nature of this place, but the vast majority of you actually seem think you belong to different worlds as well. [He nods, giving a condescend smile.] Mm-hm.…..yeah, and Kim Kardashian’s nose is completely natural. I can live in denial too. To make it even better it looks like most of New Directions is here using this place as their personal playground. I pity all of you; no one deserves that sort of torture from that poor excuse of a Glee club.

[And yet New Directions still managed to beat the Warbles at regionals, someone's a bit butthurt over here.]

Now, talk to me until this site leaves my computer and I can do more interesting things, like trimming my eyebrows or finishing that history essay about the European recession.

Comments

[sky_protector]

Who is Kim Kardashian?

[sexbastian]

Are you serious?

[Video]

[giftedateight]

It's not going to leave your computer until you join the cult. Good luck.

[Video]

[sexbastian]

Yea, not really interested. Already in high school, thanks.

[singingcherubs]

So you're the one.....

[sexbastian]

[Have a bored look.]

If you are going to continue that with '..that I want', please refrain. Grease is so over done already.

[quidditch_stag]

I'd rather you didn't. You're going to need it for yourself.

[sexbastian]

Need what, exactly?

[cravats]

[Lyall takes a sip of his tea.]

You're certainly sure of yourself. An admirable trait, of course.

[sexbastian]

[Hm...interesting.]

Thanks. Attitude is the key to success in this world. Also, talent.

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[itshammertime]

Of course, everyone knows that humans have an infallible grasp of everything in the universe, including space travel. I couldn't possibly be a mechanoid life form from a different planet, I'm just one of you squishies pretending to be so. You must be so smart to have figured it out so quickly.

[video]

[sexbastian]

What can I say? I am that talented.

What even are you doing? Sorry to break it to you, but LARPG is for nerds, pal.

[notjustathief]

Well, isn't someone sassy.

[sexbastian]

Why, thanks. I take that as a compliment.

[fuckingnarnia]

[Oh hey it's that guy who called me 100 pounds overweight and told me to stay in the closet and then found out I tried to kill myself and dedicated songs to me. ...this won't be awkward!]

Um. It's, uh. It doesn't leave. Not until you talk to people.

[sexbastian]

[:| Oh hey is that guy who manages to turn off Sebastian's snark to a bearable level and makes him go on a guilty trip.]

I..didn't knew you was part of this place too.

[pettedasnake]

I'm not sure I like you being a Duck.

[sexbastian]

Did you misspell dick or are you really calling me a bird...?

[broadwaybound]

Excuse me, New Directions is star quality, and if we're not, what on earth does that make you, the losing team?

[sexbastian]

You got lucky, Rebecca Black. That's not talent or quality, it's fortunity.

[permanent video~]

[ultimateenemy]

... [Have laughter after a moment.]

Ah, you humans. Sometimes I wonder why I was killing you all off.

same!

[sexbastian]

Nice avatar, pal. [So not impressed.]

[whisperingsaint]

Nice blazer. [Jesse's heard about Sebastian and is kind of offended that this guy is trying to be sassy. Sassy is his thing and this glee club has kind of become his family. Sooo...]

[sexbastian]

Thanks, it's expensive. [Sebastian heard about Jesse because Vocal Adrenaline was important when he was part of it. He doesn't know much more than that about him.]And not many people can make it work.

[Oh, oh...a sassy duel? Bring it.]

[twotailmechanic]

You'll see proof soon enough. Someone from this community might visit you before you know it.

[sexbastian]

I will make sure to call the cops when that happens.

[whitechocolate]

You make it really hard for me or anyone to like you.

[sexbastian]

Funny fact of existence, pretty lips: You can't please everyone.

Why bother trying? Is not like this place gave em a good impression when it first showed up.

[wasabloodknight]

Who the hell is Kim Whatshername?

[sexbastian]

Check my reply to the first person who commented in this post.

[daretotry]

...Oh, great.

[sexbastian]

I'm as thrilled as you are, Hudson.

[mightletyouknowme]

If you needed to trim your eyebrows, you should have done it before you made the video.

[sexbastian]

That was basic sarcasm.

[drjackal]

You certainly have some high priorities.

[sexbastian]

It's good to have them.

[lebanese]

Well, well, well. Look who's crawled out of the primordial ooze to grace us with his presence. News flash, homo habilis. None of us are exactly here by choice.

[sexbastian]

Oh, that would be hurtful if I cared the tiniest bit about your opinion, butch. Alas, I do not.

So this place just decided to meddle in our lives, that makes perfect sense.