dramadramaduck | ☆ sixth wish ☆ sweet drool-worthy return

[Video]
[A girl in a strange dress with too many ribbons appears on the screen. Her expression's briefly surprised, and then she points her finger at the screen accusingly.]

Oh, come on, why did you ditch me, Drama Drama Duck? You should've known you'd want me back! There isn't any comparable products to Super Uber Lambdadelta brand. Even if you replace me for the newest model, it won't be the same. You can't tell me you'd already gotten bored of me! Well, I see you saw the error in that since I'm back.

It's Feburary here already? Awww, I missed Valentine's Day already! A wonderful day for stuffing yourself with chocolate until you get sick of them and then some more, and I missed it. I'll have to make up for it. All the more chocolates! Mountains of them! [Chocolates begin raining around the girl as she continues speaking.] Ahh, my mouth's watering already! Though I don't regret missing out on that red string virus. There's only one for me, you know!

[She leans back in her ridiculously over-ruffled pink chair, relaxing.]

I'm seeing some new faces, so I'll introduce myself. I'm Lambdadelta, the Witch of Certainty and the strongest witch around. I'm a really fun girl if you get to know me!

[Action]
[Hey, Bernkastel? There's a hill of neatly, carefully wrapped Valentine's chocolates waiting for you. All of it lovingly homemade with magic. The pile is so huge that it'd pass more for a large store display than a gift left for someone. A note's been left with familiar handwriting on it, "To My Belated Valentine~ ☆(⌒▽⌒)☆ <3"

Guess what? Most of the chocolates aren't even trapped in any way! Lambdadelta's in that good a mood.]

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[ When this video pops up, Lambdadelta might notice that Yuri's wearing some pink pajamas and the backdrop? It's the master bedroom on Rokkenjima. ]

Hey, do you happen to know how to make chocolates? Without magic?

Why would I bother... Oh! You're looking for tips, aren't you? Wait, how come you haven't already given chocolates?

It's not like I'm looking for tip per se. [ Yes she is, she made a mess out of the kitchen. ] But if you happened to have them I'd be willing to listen. [ Lambdadelta's good at cute things. Chocolate should be cute. Not vaguely coal-shaped and coal-tasting. ]

Very well, I'll give you my very own recipe! Be sure to follow it to the letter. Don't omit even a single letter! You've got to pay attention to what you're doing if you want yummy chocolates that'll melt wonderfully in your mouth.

[A piece of paper appears. It's got all kinds of cute pictures of chocolates on it and stuff. It also has extremely detailed instructions, including how to make the appropriate measurements and other such details.]

[ YES THANK YOU. They'll be late but at least she's not going to inadvertently torment Battler with them.

Maybe she'll mix some of the crappy ones she made in with them so that she can still see him cry a little bit. ]

There's not anything hidden in here that's going to intentionally make him sick, right? I mean, anything that I wouldn't have done already.

Oh, I saved that kind of mischief for Bernkastel. We've got to each show our own kinds of love to our beloved. Right?

[ Yuri blushes a little, looking grumpy at that term. Even if he is technically her beloved, she'd never say it like that ever. ]

Well- Thanks, then.

You should save the tsun act for your boyfriend. I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

It's not an act, you're the one using weird terms. [ Says the girl wearing a ring that matches the one she gave to Battler for Christmas on her pinky. She's kind of a moron sometimes. ]

Well, I suppose a tsun's gotta tsun.

Edited 2013-02-18 23:30 (UTC)

I'm not "tsun" anything!

Trust me, I'm a tsundere expert!

That's not a real thing!

Oh, you shouldn't be so sure of that!

I'm 1000% sure of that unless you're a secret otaku.

I've got a certificate and everything!

Did you make it yourself? If you did, it doesn't count.

Nope! Feast your eyes upon this! It's official and everything!

[She holds up to the screen a fairly official looking piece of paper. It says. "Under great duress I acknowledge Lambdadelta as the foremost authority on all matters 'tsundere'. Signed, Bernard of the Great Court of Heaven."]

The Institution of the Afterlife doesn't acknowledge your degree in Tsundere. [ SO THERE. ]

But what's the point of making angels sign papers for you if others won't recognize them?

Should've thought about that first. Angels can only help with people who didn't beat the crap out of their world's god. [ God-system, but hey. It counts. ]

Oh, wait, wait, you beat up that god, and I missed it?

It didn't get recorded or anything, so you didn't really miss much. [ She cried a lot after anyway, it's not something that she wanted other people to see. ] Then I moved in with Battler, so...

Tell me! Tell me! How did it go?

[Honestly, she hadn't really expected Yuri to succeed on her own. She already was an interesting girl, but she just got more interesting.]

I got swallowed by some shadows and they tried to rewrite my entire mind and memories, some of the SSS members pulled me out, then I ran off and completely destroyed everything until there wasn't anything left.

[ She's intentionally leaving lots of details out. ]

It really wasn't that exciting unless you were there.

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