Merry Go Round Broke--ohcrapitsavampiregetinthecar - Video

[mahou_shounen]

Guys?

Guys I need help.

Quick: how do I deal with a final-boss level vampire with massive amounts of ice magic and the disposition to drain me dry?

I think I'm in trouble.

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[fearleads]

Wait a second, I think I have just what you need... there!

*She pulls out what looks like a homemade, and very pink, leaflet with the words "Vampires Advocating Meatless Protein" on the front accompanied by a picture of an assortment of vegan meat substitutes.*

My friend made these and passed them around at school! You could give one to them and see what they say.

[mahou_shounen]

... what? Would that actually work with Evangeline?

She's already attacked like several students already.

[fearleads]

My friend made it. She's been a vegan for a couple hundred years now, I think, but she's trying to convert other vampires and results have been... uh, mixed.

[mahou_shounen]

Huh... that's something. But uh, the reason why she wants to drain me dry is because it'll apparently 'break a curse' that was put on her by my dad, and he forgot to lift it completely.

Something to do about blood for blood.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I'll give you a super-handy tip. Don't die!

[mahou_shounen]

[Sigh] Not really what I wanted to hear to be honest.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

But it's a super-handy tip. Just become a being that won't die from having its blood sucked out.

[mahou_shounen]

I dunno, it seems like it'd be absolutely insane of an idea.

[fortheworld]

Flee or get support. If there are allies you can call on, now would be the time. Else, I suggest asking if anyone here possess a worldhop device.

[mahou_shounen]

Well she's one of my students. I can't exactly flee and I'm leery about bringing in people from the outside but uh... maybe? It might be a good idea.

[fortheworld]

Can the faculty not assist you? If fighting alone will fail, don't.

[mahou_shounen]

Takamichi is still out of the country. And he's the only one I know who could help reliably.

[omniferous]

Aren't vampires usually weak to fire?

[mahou_shounen]

Not this vampire. Not by far.

[omniferous]

Stakes and beheading? Does it have a weak spot?

[mahou_shounen]

She isn't a final boss for nothing. I've heard stories of the Dark Evangel, where she could get up from complete vivisection and heal it instantly.

[papshooshing]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[mahou_shounen]

Final. Boss. She uses fire magic too.

[papshooshing]

AND YOU HAVE NO HOLY SPELLS AT YOUR DISPOSAL?
NOT EVEN A UV FLASHLIGHT?

[video]

[4daladies]

[What spells do you have?

And yes...he is taking this with a grain of salt. Wizards exist in some worlds so- either this is real life for Negi or a video game...]

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[mahou_shounen]

Uh, I've memorized 11 spells so far, but I'm only proficient with magic archer and it tires me out when I use the Jupiter Storm.

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[4daladies]

[What about the environment? Shields and well shrapnel sort of things.

Or a cover of dust if things get too hairy.]

[poison_puppet]

Fight Ice with Fire. And have a bunch of good friends to back you up.

[mahou_shounen]

She can use fire too. And lightning. And darkness. And I can only use wind and lightning and light. The second part seems like a plan though.

[poison_puppet]

That's actually not a bad match up. Darkness vs. Light, Wind vs. Fire, etc.

Is she more powerful than you?