17 April 2013 @ 10:23 pm
42; family virus; for someone who claims to be a nihilist, he sure is a mother hen  
[This is probably the most menacingly anyone has brandished a spatula and a bottle of hot sauce while wearing an apron on this community.]

Community! How do I get a dingus to eat his dinners properly?

[[family virus with Retasu and Crocker!]]

Current Mood: aggravated
Current Location: Tower of Kefka
27 December 2012 @ 04:57 pm
[Video Post]  
I got presents.... THANK YOU! [Crocker spazzes for a moment as he holds up his boxers and books] I wasn't expecting anything. Expect prehaps coal from Santa.

Though, I'm not exactly sure who sent me these books on magic and fairies. Care to reveal yourself?

(The books are from Selina.^^)
02 December 2012 @ 01:59 pm
[Video Post]  
The heck was that? One of those - VIRUSES! [Slight spazzing] I've heard about?

[Distress brows] I'll never love anyone else besides her! [Pause] No offense, Rose.

[Fawkes is in the background fluffing his feathers] And I still have no idea where you came from. GAH! [Digs his boney fingers into his hair before twitching for insanely for a moment or two]

And told I have friends, though I am rather fond of Gellert, I have to say. He and I have the same objective.

[Beat] Though it was nice to know that anyone would want to be friends with me.

(Feel free to assume that during the AU virus Crocker help teaching your character how to use a computer if you wish since I failed at getting a post up)
08 November 2012 @ 01:35 pm
[Accidental Video] Re Intro  
[The video shows a rather familar lanky man, wearing black and white. Bashing his fist at what seems to be the computer and shouting in an angry rage]

Lousy one month old obsolete techonolgy! Let me web surf where I want to go!
14 September 2012 @ 10:27 pm
[Accidental Video]  
[Hey DDD, been wondering what's been going on since after this?
Read more... )
[Pretend you can't actually see invisible Timmy, however you can hear any noises he makes. Timmy or Crocker will be answering the post later on after this mishap.]
22 July 2012 @ 03:58 pm
My apologies to my friends on this so called 'blogsite'. Work has kept me busy as it's winding down for the summer. Not that I can complain, that means the children aren't my problem for three months. YEAH!

... However, it's only the matter of getting though today. Yes.

Anything interesting happen while I was away?

[Locked to Kano]

How's your birthday present?

FLOATING FROG!!! BEATING UP A CHILD! Turner wished himself invisible with the help of his - FAIRY GODPARENTS!


[maniacal laughter]

(Action spam open to Timmy)
02 June 2012 @ 08:22 pm
I remember when I first found this place and didn't want anything at all do to with it.... But then I met her.It's besides the point of the matter that she.... no longer has connection I wouldn't give up those moments with her.

On other subject, does anyone have a good remedy for nightmares?
11 May 2012 @ 12:04 pm
[accidental video post]  
[Video opens on Crocker in some strange mad scientist looking lab. There's a phoenix perching in the background. On the table, are large and complex chemistry tubing, chemicals in various vials of different colors are lined up. Coffee mugs and spilled coffee also are on the lab table as well as a all of yarn placed in a box of glass in the background. There's also a stack of magic books off to one side, from various worlds, mainly Harry Potter verse.
Denzel himself is hunching over more a microscope eye piece, which his eye glasses over his safety goggles.]
25 March 2012 @ 09:51 pm
tth Wish // Voice \\ Backdated to 15th  
So like, I'm not gonna question whatever magic this is, right? Just going with the flow, even with something as far out as this.

[Yes...that is Wanda speaking but her tone seems a little well. Off.

Of course. Then she speaks up again.

Sort of.]

I already explained to you. This is part of that internet we told you about. A community....oh just ask your question. We still need to figure out what's going on.

Oh, just be cool. There's no hurry; Denzel will still be surprised.

So. What would be the like most groovy way to surprise a ten year old. He is like completely ace and the little guy deserves it.

...I really wish I could remember all this.

((ooc: heh really backdated >>. Anyways! Have...two Wandas! One (in magenta) from the 1970's and regular Wanda! Either or both will respond! Along with Timmy, Lil' Denzel and Cosmo(s) XD Enjoy!))
Current Mood: confused
17 March 2012 @ 06:35 pm
March 15, 1982
Dear journal,                
I can't wait for this afternoon. I, Mr. Crocker, future scientist have something that will astound everyone! My research for magic and fairies will open up a whole new field in the scientific world.

I can't wait to see all of their faces and Geraldine's.... Speaking of her, I think after this I'm going to finally ask her to marry me.

Ooops! Got to go. This is going to be the best day of my life!

- Denzel Quincy Crocker

(Continuing the canon move. Replies will be after the event)
02 March 2012 @ 05:05 pm
About my... last post... I just wanted to say. All of that was so awkward...

Anyone I was 'hitting' on.... Let's just forgot that happened.

This is so awkward to bring up again. I don't want another relationship like that.

Locked to Langly Shanoa Morrigan Gellert Rose Lalonde Albus Kano  )
19 February 2012 @ 09:20 am
[Accidental Video - Backdated to Valentines Day]  
[There's absolute chaos going on with dirty men and women dressed like ancient Greeks are attacking each other in a war of the sexes. Timmy looks on in horror as this unfolds around him. A heart shaped light appears from the sky, the video abruptly ends at this point]

[Replies can come from Timmy, Crocker, Cosmo or Wanda]

13 February 2012 @ 05:58 pm
[Video Post] Forward Dated to V - Day  
[One can hear this going on in the backround.
Meanwhile, Denzel has his tracker out that is beeping, until he comes across a strange looking cupcake]


[Picks the cupcake up off the rather diry street and yes, eats the thing. As he begins to eat it questions]

Have you ever questioned if something is missing but don't know what thing is, exactly?
30 January 2012 @ 09:38 am
[After the incident a few days ago Timmy is seen walking down a road towards the school. The roads and houses are wet as he goes by. Timmy comments that "the snow has finally melted now that it's not Christmas anymore" to himself, or so the viewer would think. He's actually talking to Cosmo and Wanda. After a while he arrives in the school and walks through the corridor to his classroom. There a children in there already, Timmy sits in his spot and sets down his pink and green stationary. The teacher isn't there yet]

Maybe he's not coming in? [As the murmurs of the prospect of having a subsitute teacher erupt from the students. In walks Crocker dressed in colourful clothes and brown pants. Everyone including Timmy stops talking and just stares at the Teacher and his choice of clothes today. No one says a word, Timmy looks down at the table and his stationary before looking back at Crocker confused by what Crocker is wearing]

[OOC: Replies can come from Crocker, Timmy, Cosmo or Wanda]

23 January 2012 @ 10:23 pm

This is a very important request and I encourage everyone to participate. You may even be rewarded!

Each and every one of you should hug Herr Denzel Crocker. He needs your hugs and affection!

I will even give you a world hop if you wish to do it in person.
Current Mood: mischievous
06 January 2012 @ 07:59 pm
[Accidental Video post]  
[Denzel can be seen close up at first with only his glasses and eyes. The glasses are reflecting what appears to be a lot of computer code on the screen in front of him]

This is strange... Why is it that everytime, I, Mr. Crocker attempt to direct myself to 'Live Journal' nothing happens?! Heck, everytime I try hacking into them I end up at this 'DreamWidth'

[Christmas carolers can be heard in background] On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -

SHUT THE HECK UP! [Sound of a window slamming on fingers] OW!

What do we do Fwakes? What do we do? This is obvouisly the work of - FAIRY GODPARENTS!? I need to get out of here and now the site has been brought down mysteriously! [Gnawing on a pencil and eye twitching before the pencil drops to the floor. Crocker lifts his arm out for Fawkes to perch there]

What if they're all gone forever... I never even got to say good bai...
12 December 2011 @ 11:47 am
....Has anyone seen Kazuha or Winry?
26 November 2011 @ 01:25 pm
[There's a man sitting in a chair, most of him is concealed by darkness. However, when you can't make out his face, you can tell he's wearing a suit. There is also a Growlithe standing half in and half out of the shadows as well by his Master. When the person speaks, this is a very deep voice]

Let it be known to all Pokemon here, that Team Rocket is here and eventually all of you rare and exclusive Pokemon will belong to us for our plan for global conquest. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

And any Pokemon Trainer foolish enough to stand against us will - FAIL!

[Phone rings] Yes? Really? Put Vicky, Francis and Meowth on the job for that. [Evil chuckle that is nerdy but deep] [Hangs up the phone and pets the Growlithe, with perhaps familair long boney fingers] I'm surpised those three had the best results on my test.

(If anything seems familair to others, it may be the rhythm of the deranged laugh)
10 November 2011 @ 07:22 pm
[Canon Move Pt 6]  
Hello, Dramadramaduck. As you may not know, I, Mr. Crocker! Have finally captured a fairy and am now RULER OF MY WORLD! Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! Consider this a public announcement. Now, BOW DOWN before my might!

Was this all really necessary? [And yes that little voice is coming from the yellow sphere at the top of Crocker’s scepter. Which is holding a very scared/upset Wanda.]

YES! This is entirely necessary, little fairy.

You can’t do anything to them through the community, you know.

Oh, why not? Isn’t ‘world hopping’ basically magic and - WORM HOLES!

Uhm...what can I say that won’t end up with you trying it?

Give me a reason why I shouldn’t?

[Small pause to think before she looks up at Crocker.] There might be someone out there with stronger magic? [Hopefully...]

Mmmmm...I’m not exactly sure where Kefka’s magic is on the scale, exactly. However, Albus or Gellert were never able to interdimensionally hop. Although, they could ‘hop’ with - APPARITION! They didn’t process enough psychosis -

Really, he’s still talking...[She just line faces at the screen before pressing up against the walls of the sphere.]

And you have ‘something’ to say?

Yes. When are you going to let me go?

Mmmm.... What’s today?

Tuesday. [Smile!]

Wednesday. Thursday. NEVER!


Scream for help all you want, little fairy. You’re never getting out of there. Not as long as this world has been reshaped by your magic and my psychosis. [Pause] You don’t think magically changing Mt. Rushmore was over the top, do you? I DON’T!

[Just glaring up at Crocker before trying really, really hard not to roll her eyes.] That’s a rhetorical question, isn’t it.

Fairies are smart. Who knew.

[Wanda just floats back to the center of the sphere with a flat look.] Yeah, I’m pretty sure lots of people were wondering about that.

Do I detect - [Beep beep] Fancy that. It’s time for the hourly bowing down ceremony.

((ooc: Wanda speaking in pink. Responses will come from both Crocker and Wanda!!!))