I'm out of shit to do. I'm thinking of packing up my stuff and moving on - but I love this city too much and let's be honest, I have a lot of shit. But I'm thinking about going back to Europe for a while, because I don't believe in staying in one stable place -- talk about feeling itchy.

I wonder if I could just world hop all my shit with me?

Cant believe I'm asking for advice but -- where do you come from? Cities or small towns, big life, small life...? Get me? Hint hint, give me a little travel agent flare.
I'm ready to shoot myself with boredom.

Something tells me I should be scared, or concerned -- or whatever, but maybe when this is all over and you all get your senses back, we can schedule a pot-brownie-pass-the-bowl date. You all are a lot more fun (or at least amazing this way).

I look forward to any recollections you might have after the fact.

[[OOC: meanwhile Matt suffers from 'everything seems fine and dandy because i'm probably stoned anyway. Really, what.]]

Well this is awkward. Back again...? it was nice while it lasted, i almost forgot the world outside my own home existed.

[it's a known smile; to those that know him, a familiarity, all unchanging for the most part. the camera is a little off-point more showing from the nose and down. He doesn't seem to care too much to do anything about it, and finishes off a cigarette.]

... Or am I dreamin'? I wouldn't be surprised. ... Where's the time gone? It's gotten cold and the world keeps turning turning and people are changing like the seasons. I hate it.

I can't say I've been doin' much. I made a resolution to smoke 'less' because I'm sure it's not great for the cat, but you can say I've failed - if it's possible, I think it's only made me smoke more and that's a problem.. well only because I have to leave the house to get more.

My birthday is soon. Who's trying to change themselves this year?

[he seems a bit distracted. sort of fidgeting in place - a show of restlessness and unease if you knew he didn't normally make much effort to do anything but lay there and smirk stupidly at his audience.]

Talk.

Damn, this year is goin' by fast huh? Pretty soon I'm going to have to whip out the winter coat when I go outside ... and if it snows! Damn, the occasional walk to the store for cigarettes, cat food, and the occasional can of soup or fritos is really going to blow my life.

However - in all my years here I might have failed to mention that this is pretty much my favorite time of year. It'll be my third year here in a few days...  I guess that's something to be said. Or something.

So anyone possessed again?
 

My god you all are acting as screwy as ever.

Who out there hasn't lost their minds, yet? I can't say I've ever been sane, but I'm not feeling the effects of any virus yet... so, that's kinda more what I mean (in case you're wondering).

Then again.. what if I AM affected by something... and just don't know it? Jesus christ, now I'm sounding just as crazy.

Oh my god it's so hot outside you guys I'm slowly dying and melting as I type this.

Practically naked at my computer, you know what I mean?

I thought I was going to lose this community forever. Seriously. My computer was doing some weird crap, then I saw the ducks, and everything was okay again.

So, here I am.
And you know what you missed? Right? My birthday!

The big two-two. That's pretty scary right? I know. Considering I've been here since I was oh, nineteen. 
So I'm an old man now. But I don't have cancer, or any weird disease. So I think I'm doing okay.

I sort of missed you all. Okay, okay. I said it, happy? 

I won't ask for presents (because I'm mature now , see?) but feel free to send me things anyway. Like cigarettes. It's cold outside, and I don't want to leave my shithole of an apartment.

I thought I had found a loophole out of this quacky place. A few months and I was golden-free.
No trace of videos, screaming, bullshit coming out of speakers - and no oddball diseases to wake up with.

Then I woke up and saw that blue polka dot crap on my screen again. Can't win 'em all I guess.

Oh well. I've been working on various jobs and doing everything except taking care of myself. Nothing new but I made a few extra bucks along the way. What is everyone else up? Let's be honest. I don't care enough to read by 5362 pages of 'oh my god I woke up with three legs today'.

I'm getting old... didn't this just happen?

It's my birthday! That's right. Fucking 21 years old.
And yes, it's so important I had to make a community post, because I know you all are excited too :)

Who got me something!?
I got a few more years before I bring out the rocker so... it better be something good!

What the hell do your usenames mean?


For that matter -- if you were 'pulled' here against your will, how'd you get that name ... and does it fit?

Hey- I'm ready for a move.
Can a guy get a hop to New York, 2010?

I'd appreciate it, and throw in money and or beer for anyone that can service this kid.

And... I'd really appreciate it if it was before the 13th. It's really important. (because the bold is supposed to make this really obvious.)

As some of you may already be aware, I'm planning to host a Christmas party at the Shirogane Estate on the evening of December 25th, from 6PM to midnight. It's open invitation, though I do ask that everyone please try to get along with one another. Christmas is a time for goodwill toward men, so I expect this to be a cordial occasion.

If it's all right with everyone who signed up for Willow's Secret Santa event, you are more than welcome to have the exchange take place at some point during the party.

I'll be providing worldhops to those who may need them, but I would appreciate any other worldhoppers lending a hand, as I have to oversee the preparations for the party beforehand.

If you plan on attending, please RSVP in this post. It's not mandatory, but it helps to know how much refreshments to prepare beforehand.

Please be aware that this is a family friendly event, so refrain from bringing any outside liquor with you to the party. Drinks will be provided upon request to those who are of age.

Thank you, and I do hope everyone enjoys the holidays!

((OOC: Got Mod Permission here, so event is ready to go!))

So hungry....

I'm going to take these potato chips...

and eat them.


That's how hungry I am.
What are you takan and eatan?

Okay so, a little advice. Next time I want company - they're coming to my place.  If this shit posts, I will kiss my phone -- until it fucking dies. Which is soon.

So just letting you all know that winter year round? Really sucks. Hunting sucks. Cold hallways suck. and oh yeah no technology sucks.

Company isn't so bad though...   Anyway, guess I might have missed you guys. Meh, maybe I'm still shook up. Either way.

I need to get out of here. This 'world' I mean. There's really no point in me staying here.

Too bad I'm not in the mood to travel right now, but I'd still like to get the fuck out of dodge. I owe Albel Nox a visit, and... well I'm not sure who else is out there right now.

Anyway... I'm awake now - and I'm willing to pay someone to take me where ever the hell I need to go. If it sweetens the pot.

Elicoor II. Airyglyph. That's one of them. Don't you want money?

[The person in this video should look very familiar to a lot of you. Mop of blond hair, ice blue eyes, black leather attire. He sneers at the camera, his expression equal parts confidence and contempt.]

It seems that word of my demise has been greatly exaggerated. ["Mello" pushes a strand of blond hair behind his ear, showing off his scar.] Nice to know you all have such faith in my abilities.

[His expression softens a bit.] Come on, guys. Did you really think I was gonna die that easily? I've always got a trump card up my sleeve...

[He flicks his gloved hand forward and the Joker appears between his fingers. He grins at the camera once more before the feed cuts out.]

((OOC: Just to clarify. Icons are invisible. Genius hackers should be able to figure out that this isn't being sent through Mello's phone or computer. Envy knows that Mello is dead, but not how he died, or about the video post he made. Envy doesn't care if anyone figures out who he is, he just wants to troll people.))

Dead... Dead
He's.. gone? He's fucking--

I can't even. What...

Bad dream. Bad bad bad bad fucking dream. Fuck it. Fuck ALL of this!

...

[there's a long pause, then Matt speaks up. His voice is slightly 'off kilter'; calm and low.]

Anyone heard from Mello...?
Hit me up.

Woah, no more pop up videos huh? Since when-? Apparently something is different with my account. It's less annoying-! It hasn't been like this in a long time.


Awesome! Takes the lingering drab out of the air for now. Things seem a little gray lately.
Who else is enjoying ad-free-postan?


[[OOC:: matt sort-of breaks the 4th wall by realizing his account is no longer ad-inspired. Chus again to anon! ♥]]