26 July 2008 @ 12:39 am
 
Boys, could you please get along for one minute?! You're going to drive your mother crazy!
 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 12:46 am
A-ah.  
Children, there has ... uhm, been an accident. Your father is in the back yard and I ask that all of you leave him (and the dog) be until he's sufficiently repaired that he can spend time with you.

Motoko, Tieria-- if there's anything you two think you can do to help, I would... appreciate it. Your father would, as well. Just please talk to me first, hm?

Before you get ahead of yourselves, yes, I helped bring him home but... no, we're not back together. I just... I would help anyone in his situation. He'll be leaving as soon as he's functional. We both love you all just the same, remember that.

Rufus, Dark, if you read this... ah, please come and see him? I think it would do him good. Even if it means I have to endure you the whole time.

Dad, Mom, you and I need to have a long, serious talk.

{ooc; lol virus. Okay so, Blackout got the everloving shit beat out of him and Apollo found him and called Eros, who helped move what of his robot body they could find back to Chile so he could repair himself without the threat of being attacked; of course, the virus hit the next day and because of the high running emotions, it has made Eros and Blackout a divorced couple. Any of the family-- Feel free to say you woke up in Eros's house, lord knows it's big enough to keep everyone. Aaaand, he will be a female for the duration of the virus because lol mommy.}
 
 
Current Mood: stressed
Current Location: Santiago, Chile
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 01:12 am
Oh dear.  
Oh my... it would seem that some sort of holiday must be occuring in Otogakure.

Madara dear, why did you choose not to inform me that our extended family was visiting?

Karin. How many times do I have to tell you that I do not wish to see your filthy husband in my village.

Sakon and Ukon, stop being such little rascals! It might just call for a spanking.

Kabuto, I told you to do your chores which included watering the botanical garden. Those tomatoes are screaming for attention. Please hun, feed your pets. I refuse to take care of them. If you do your chores properly for once... I might have a little reward waiting for you.

Speaking of which, Shino and Juugo, please go into Kabuto's room and replace his sheets. I accidentally soiled them a bit the other night. Your brother will be sleeping in my room since your cousins are going to need to stay somewhere for the night. You do know how much I hate the whole Uchiha thing.

Of course, Madara, my sweet little raspberry... you don't count. xoxoxoxoxoxo
 
 
Current Mood: drained
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 01:36 am
 
Horus, darling, I do wish you'd tell me before you decide to go worldhopping all over the place- and taking River with you, at that.  I know she loves that ship of hers, but still.  Waking up to an entirely empty flat tends to be rather unnerving when you're not expecting it.  Anyway, it's ever so much more fun when you take me with you; you know I'm rubbish at the whole 'stay at home wife' thing.   Now, I want you back by this evening; we've reservations at the Ivy, as well you know. 

[locked to Horus]
And after dinner... well.  There are things I want to do to you that I'm fairly sure are illegal in some parts of Wales. 

Bises.
[/locked]

((OOC: River and Horus-mun, I shall be out of town for the next week, alas- but I fully expect some backdated rl's when I get back.  Lucy will miss her darling husband and daughter))
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 01:44 am
[Voice Post]  
Shuraiyaaa! The big fish that Jacky saw near the boat came back again. It's the biggest Loovah I've ever seen!

Can we boil it?
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 02:00 am
 
Mother, Luna, we're still going exploring for Dragons today, right? Is Lyra coming too?

((OOC: Luna-mun, we're figring that the virus zapped Darc and Luna to Phil's place automatically. Philomel apparently lives in a decent-sized estate in Canaeia, Brazil, with three other people (NPCs, doubt we have to really worry about them). Seeing as Phil's room is but a little office, her "kids" are most likely sleeping in the living room.))
 
 
Current Location: "Mother's" estate in Brazil
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 02:56 am
 
Ugh....I can't take it anymore.....

Someone GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

I can't stand my step-parents anymore. Apparently their idea of raising a child is forcing it to do every chore they can possibly think of day in and day out. I'm a kunoichi, not a slave!

Deidara, Karin, honestly.... Can't you guys be reasonable parents for ONCE?
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 08:17 am
 
To Tobi and the other members of my extended family,

I do not wish to accept your invitation. [Typed, then deleted]

Business matters in the village will make it difficult for me to attend the proposed family gathering.

To my immediate family,

Our separate living arrangements weakens the bonds of our relationship. We should all convene at an agreeable location soon, and inform each other of the most recent events occurring in our lives.

Johnny, Iris, and Elphaba, that includes you three.

Guy, you are welcome to join us as well.
 
 
Current Mood: weird
Current Location: Suna
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 08:42 am
 
Hey, Kaito! When the hell are you gonna man up and give me some grandkids already? Kids can be a pain, but I know how to keep them in line, heh, heh, heh... And quit worrying about how they're gonna turn out! If they get my looks, they'll have my strength too, so they can just beat the hell out of anyone that shoots their mouth off. Or if they're too wimpy to do it, then I'll take care of the little brats that have the nerve to tease my grandkids.

Looks like it's time for a reunion. Been a while since we all got together, and there's plenty to catch up on. But don't expect to see your mom there, Kaito. Haven't caught sight of her face in years. She didn't mind my company for the whole damn night, but then just takes off the next morning? To hell with women like her.
 
 
Current Location: Why should I tell you?
Current Mood: lonely
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 10:20 am
 
...hn.

Minako? S'your turn to cook tonight, I gotta go make sure Raiden doesn't have a conniption, but I'll be home right after that.

And Nill? ...be careful.

Sis, you can come along if you want. It might help to have an extra pair of hands to keep ol' Rai from going apeshit on us.
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 10:30 am
 
Kids. Now!
 
 
Current Mood: busy
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 11:58 am
 
Muddah, fadduh. Your son would like to ask for an increase in his allowence.

Or least some sanity time away from this place... What am I doing here in the first place? Was I sent on some misson to complete? This isn't home now. [Hackable]

And when do I get my new baby sister... Or bruddah?


(Yes, for now he is ninja, where's the forehead protector?)
 
 
Current Mood: curious
Current Location: The North Pole
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 12:01 pm
 
What the fuck is going on with this community NOW!?

Jasdero, Rhode, do you guys have any idea?
I wasn't paying attention at all for a few days.
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 12:22 pm
 
Para-Medic... she said I should leave a descendant... me, thinking it was her weird little way of telling me she wanted to bear my children, but. No. Cloning. I was against the idea, even if it is in the far future. Disgusting! I... I haven't even thought about having kids naturally! Probably didn't even want 'em.

Uh, but... suddenly... I feel... I feel, like... something's missing from my life... a whole bunch of things. Need someone to talk to. Should perhaps seek solace from the box. Usually works.

...

I have... family. A woman... a kid or five, dunno. All this time I've been wanting to understand the battlefield and my mentor; focusing all my attention on them. Forgetting what is important.
 
 
Current Mood: melancholy
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 12:51 pm
 
ALLEN

Your father demands the finest liquor and the presence of your mother. Get it this instant.
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 01:15 pm
an introduction  
What a strange phenomenon it is to find an independent source of magic on a simple Internet community. Of course, it only takes a few minutes of investigating to discover that this place is anything but simple. Reminder: give the French client an added bonus for this information. Perhaps I'll even buy him dinner.

There's little need to introduce yourselves; I've already checked through the files here, but you may go ahead and do so if you wish. But if this place does have inhuman forces around it, then it is likely another connection to the People. That, or the creature known as Foaly has missed this gap.

Artemis Fowl; perhaps you've heard about me from the underground. That, or your...business within international trade has made you stumble upon the Fowl name before. There is no need to point accusing fingers; I can assure you that after the impressive mess left in my manor, I have no desire to pull another ransom scheme. For the time being, that is.

But enough of that. My reason for being here is simple: information. Information is power, after all. You will find that I pay quite handsomely for information in whatever currency or mineral you desire, and I might be willing to sell some of my own. Stocks, trade, weapons, fine art, simply name it. I am particularly fond for information about Russia - I've been itching to visit it very soon, you see. Quite a place brimming with activity, I've heard.

Ah, but listen to me ramble and crack cliches. Butler would be proud.
 
 
Current Mood: contemplative
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 01:18 pm
Intro~  

Oh~~~ What's this?

Looks like lots of people are on this thing, too... Orihime-chan told me about the internet! I didn't think there was something like this on here, though!

HI, EVERYONE~ I'M RANGIKU! IT'S NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU!!! ♥

 
 
Current Mood: bouncy
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 01:19 pm
 
[Voice]

*A bellowing roar*

YOU'RE NOT ALL RELATED!
 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 01:32 pm
 
YO MARIACH, I think you should come home already! Big brother misses you!




[[ooc:not affected, just bored]]
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 02:24 pm
i can has hotdog nao?  
i manage 2 get on the computer here

i hate this

uncle hojo i need help plz
 
 
Current Mood: scared
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 02:44 pm
 
Ah, the Internet. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Why the hell am I here, again?

[She looks behind herself; her room is depressingly empty.]

Oh, that's right. Because Jane and Tom are so damn busy with school that I only ever see them on the weekends. And even then it's a toss-up. And yet for some reason, I haven't been buried up to my neck in homework yet. So here I am. I must've finally gone crazy.

You know what's even crazier? When I signed up for my account here, [personal profile] miserychick was taken. Who the hell would want a nickname like that? I mean, besides me...

... You know what, on second thought, it's probably best not to answer that.
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 02:57 pm
 
My word, it's been busy lately. Sorry about being so busy everyone! 

However....I have the distinct feeling I've been missing something....

It must not be overly important. So, how is everyone doing?

((OOC: Ramza is affected and will take all people to be his big ol' family. COME TO ME WAIFUS))
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 03:14 pm
 
Why she married HIM? Argh.

Aoko-chan, tell me that you aren’t planning of becoming a mommy, not with him!

And Kaito, hurt my little sis and you will live forever…in pieces. 
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 04:56 pm
 
Oi, Yoko!  How'd d'you make this box thing that has moving pictures on it change?  The thing on it is sorta boring.

Kratos, come over here already!  You were s'posed to do that a couple of days ago.  Brothers need to stick together!
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Current Mood: confused
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 05:04 pm
 

It's so nice to see some happy families on this community. Even if you're all suddenly family to one another...

 
 
Current Mood: thankful
Current Music: ZUDADADADA
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 05:16 pm
 
Private; Quite Hackable )

Denizens of Dramadramaduck. I propose a hypothetical situation for you to consider...

Say you were ruling a city. Said city was then attacked by a greater force that would certainly be hard to repel. Would you evacuate yourself first and think about your citizens in hindsight? Perhaps think of women and children first before thinking about whoever's left later? Or take another route entirely?

And if you were to get a chance to speak with a family of rulers who completely just left their citizens out to perish, what would you say?

Again, this... situation is completely hypothetical.

[OOC: Obvious Princess is obvious. This was brought on by how the Tales cast decided the Meltokio Royal Family would react to the attack by Yggdrasill... And now Natalia will proceed to chew them out.]
 
 
Current Mood: cranky
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 05:22 pm
 
I'm coming home...Aoka,I don't know if you would mind having your dear mother at dinner. If not, then...oh well.

Karen, of course I'll spend time with you. I know I haven't been around lately, dear, but I'm sure we can have a mother/daughter day of some sort.

Hakuba. Don't kill your brother-in-law. That is all. Leave him alone.

Kisame...I did not mean to insult you or your family.
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 05:48 pm
 
Why the hell is the penguin following me around everywhere? No, I'm not going to feed you! Bugger off!

Heeeh, I wonder whether penguins make good ammunition. I've never actually tried firing one at high velocity... I could strap bombs to it if it doesn't make much of an impact the first time.

((To join in the family unit virus fun, Penn has imprinted on Ratchet...))

 
 
26 July 2008 @ 07:15 pm
[FAILED LOCK from Azula, Ramza]  
Seriously. What's the point. You get married, yeah? You force your husband to let your friend marry them, too.

And it turns out that...okay, how do I put this. My wife? My husband's other wife? The woman I may be involved with that is also married to the same person I'm married to? I don't know.

Anyways, it turns out that they are reluctant to take the relationship further. Even when you're MARRIED.

Okay, seriously. Not cool. Not at all.
 
 
Current Mood: bitchy
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 07:19 pm
 
I require a worldhop to a place known as Shinjuku. Research of this place has revealed that it is located in a country called Japan.

It seems my nephew is being held captive by two people; the only names I have to go by are Ban and Rider. Any information pertaining to them would be appreciated.

My only intent is to retrieve my nephew Shinji. That is all.
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 07:28 pm
Jeez.  

I don't get why Cuddy wants a kid so badly.

They're just leeches.  Taking time, money, food, every other resource you can think of to mention.

Whenever I want to play piano, there he is.  Whenever I want to play guitar, there he is.  Whenever I just want to get wasted... You should be getting my point by now.

Not to mention he kept bugging me until I got him his own motorcycle.  Orange?  Really?  Nice choice, idiot.  That won't stand out to the cops at all.

I swear, if he touches my "medication" one more time, I'll just dump him on the street.

No Soul, I don't care if you're reading this.  You probably will anyway.  You're on your computer way too damn much.

Go get a girlfriend and spend the night at her house for once.  Then I can go to the bar without worrying about whether you're dead or something.

And whatever you cooked for dinner, it was mediocre.

 
 
Current Music: You Can't Always Get What You Want - Rolling Stones
Current Location: New Jersey
Current Mood: cranky
 
 
The Doctor {tenth}
26 July 2008 @ 07:41 pm
[Aaaaand here is your resident Doctor's take on the situation!]  
... You know, I'm getting a rather strange feeling of deja vu. Is it just me, or is this the second virus that we've had twice now? I know that time travel can mess with your sense of how much you've seen things, but this is just getting ridiculous now.

I don't know about the rest of you, but if you ask me, the community's running out of ideas.
 
 
Current Location: the TARDIS
Current Mood: amused
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 08:02 pm
 

 It really is so wonderful to see how much of a family place DDD is becoming, ne?

 Though I must say it is quite sad that so many families seem to be having... 'issues' with their lives... LUCKILY MY DEAREST DAUGHTER URIKO AND I SHALL NEVER HAVE THOSE PROBLEMS~! Which reminds me. Uriko dear, don't forget to scope out any yummy looking brothers or fathers of the boys you have an eye on hmm? Also make sure to keep your room tidy.

Don't forget that your god-father Squalo is visiting during Dinner too. I think he was anyway. Do bring home some cuties with you this time. I was baking again. I'm sure they'd love some cookies.  Daddy loves you dear~!

((ooc: Ahahaha. 8D Family madness. I think I'm loving this event. Besides, DDD needs moar happy families. D: ))

 
 
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: YEAH! Ska Dance- Oreska Band
 
 
Kuroba Kaito || Kaitou Kid
26 July 2008 @ 08:04 pm
[Failed!lock from Kisame, becase Daddy!Kisame sees ALL]  
Okay, I want the community's opinion on this. I must be crazy for asking...

My Dad is... a fish. I swear, he's a fish. Just look at him. And then look at me. I'm a completely normal human boy, who does not look like a fish in any way, shape or form. And my brother... he's a robot. A robot.

Dad insists that we're his, but I'm pretty sure we're adopted. Opinions?

Oh, and Aoko... I'm sorry for what my Dad said earlier about... uh, you know, the entry about the grandkids that really should have been a private entry but was completely public instead? We're only 17, right? And we haven't even... er, you know! Done that yet! So don't worry about it! At our own pace, and all that!

And Ursa-san Mom, I apologize on his behalf too. He's just... my Dad.

((Strikes only hackable by Aoko!))
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 08:09 pm
 
Suddenly, everyone seems to be related!

How nostalgic~~
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 08:10 pm
 
I wonder, how much does a Harley Davidson that has fire for exhaust cost on Earth? I'd hate to shoot something that expensive out of my brand new cannon and not make a profit out of it. If you want it back, all the owner has to do is pay the fine.

Edward, you're coming with me. We're going to go repair your less sensible brother, hopefully reprogram him to have a better taste in women.

[ooc; bsodfisdaf I hope this is okay, please let me know if it isn't! Basically, in exchange for money for parts for Blackout- which Ares refused to pay- Rufus asked Dark to steal Hades' motorcycle. 8Db He's holding it for ransom. ♥]
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 08:17 pm
♔ 018  
My husband's other wife needs to realize that I only married our husband for eventual breeding purposes. I mean, really, what did she expect? I've got to carry on the lineage somehow, but that does not mean that I wish to engage in... certain activities with the both of them. Also, if my mother doesn't stop referring to my wife my husband's other wife the woman to whom my husband is also married, but who is also involved with me Ty Lee as a "wench", serious words will be had.

In short, you all shouldn't complain. Anything your families are putting you through can't be half as irritating as this.
Tags:
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 08:34 pm
 
THE INTERNET IS FULL OF HORRIBLE PERVERTS AND NO RESPONSIBLE FATHER SHOULD LET THEIR DAUGHTERS ON IT UNSUPERVISED.

Therefore, FROM NOW ON any boy who wishes to speak to my wonderful daughters must first apply to me for permission! IT IS QUITE AN EASY APPLICATION IF YOU ARE NOT A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON.



THE LIST cut ooc because it's getting long. )
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 10:31 pm
 
Kaito, my beloved husband, since we didn’t celebrate your birthday with the whole family I decided to organize a dinner with daddy Kisame.
 
Your auntie Nancy will help me with the cooking, and I must ask my sisters if they want to attend. And yes, my brother is coming, try not to fight with Hakuba the whole time.
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
 
 
26 July 2008 @ 10:39 pm
 
Great, stuck watching mudman communities on the Internet during my probation period. You get held hostage one time and they just lose all-- D'Arvit. Whatever. If I'm going to be mingling, I might as well ask--anyone here heard of one Artemis Fowl? He's an Irish kid who really likes to listen to himself talk. I owe him a punch in the face. Or ten.

Oh, by the way, I'm Holly. Captain Holly Short.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravated