[When the feed cuts on you can see what appears to be a very irate looking cat wearing what looks like a pair of antlers and while this image may appear to be quite novel, the cat's pinned back ears indicate otherwise.

And then the cat does something extraordinary, something that only cats associated with Community seem to have the ability to do, the cat begins banging on the keyboard, the random punching of keys producing something quasi-legible.]

fdamn riuder sdanm el;enas danm ruifuys's casts dfamn comnmnunbity

[For those proficient in cat keyboard speak, Reno is cursing everything from his roomies to Rufus and his own cats, and the community]

haset virusaes!

[And then he bats the antlers off of his head. Take that! No more jingle jangle for Kitty!Reno]



((ooc: So, Reno has been transformed into a Snowshoe Kitty much to his chagrin as, unfortunately, it makes communicating in a comprehensive way very difficult. All responses will be coming from redhot_shock so be not alarmed.))

I'm scared. I'm scared and I don't know what to do.

This place is hurting my friends. People might die. People I want to help will die. People I really care about are losing faith in ever being happy because they can't trust the ones they love to remember them the next morning!

It's that time of year again, too... Anything can happen when the old viruses come back. What if that evil me comes back and tries to take over the community? Or everybody's fears come back? What could I even do about that?

I hate it. I really hate it...

[When the video turns on, it's clearly Tidus... and clearly Tidus isn't normally female. Luckily, he's in his inn room alone, but he waves his hands a little as he speaks in an anxious, panicky manner.]

So, I know I should be doing my job as a guardian right now and all...but what am I supposed to do about this? I can't go out there!

Yves explained what happened. She's been chasing after a couple of guys who created a deadly virus. Once airborne it can spread and kill everyone in the area They are considered the carriers of said virus and are willing to do what it takes to spread it. She managed to kill one of the men and had to remove the infected cartilage. The only way to do it was by burning it. The guy we interrupted turned out to be a decoy. They were trying to mislead Yves away from them. We figured out where the actual guy is going and are heading there now. Hopefully this helps clean up the mess we caused and free her name. We could even get a story out of this!

[It's the return of fem!Klavier Gavin, back, just as fabulous as always and still the prettiest girl in L.A.]

Wieder? Clearly the community recognizes that my bountiful good looks and incredible sense of style can't be contained by just one gender. At least I have all of my facilities for this one, but not being able to work is a little...

...anyway I need something to do with all of my spare time, I'm always open to ideas.

[Hello everyone. Today you are treated to Aya returning home (apparently his computer felt you should see this). He seems to be stumbling and weaving about. Oh wait, is that him running into a table? Yep. That's a table he ran into.

He blinks at it as if it somehow jumped out to get him.]

Ken? Did we move...the table?

[His speech is all slurred and he's oddly fascinated by how the table moved.

How much did he have to drink anyway?]

[ooc: Roze was infected by the "Trip Down Memory Lane" virus. Instead of different posts with multiple memories, it caught snippets of a few.]

[The video turns on to show a dimly lit room. The only light comes from a a few candles placed here and there. As the eyes of any watchers adjust to the dark lighting they will notice Rapunzel. When they do they'll see that her hair is once again incredibly long and blond. Her face is pale, her eyes dark with a stubborn glint in them. And most noticeably, her hands are cuffed and she is chained to the wall.

She doesn't notice the recording at first as she is too occupied looking for something...anything. Eventually she does look down and see the book recording her. Her eyes widen slightly.]

What's this...? I would have thought Gothel would have gotten rid of this already. Are you still there? Can you see me? Can you hear me? ...Hello?

[Butterfly looks a little... off. Her cheeks are flushed and her eyes a bit unfocused, and she's swaying slightly on top of it. She grins and waves happily at the screen.]

Hi, community! How's everybody doin'? [There's a rather obvious slur in her words.]

So, looks like iss doin' every virus at once for some reason. Dunno why. But I'm stayin' in here 'cause I don' want the kids to get virused, and it gets kinda spinny sometimes. [She giggles, brushing her hair back when it falls into her eyes.]

Anyway, 'm bored. Wha's everybody doin'?

[Battler is seen sitting at a desk, leaning back in the chair with his arms crossed. The only difference here is... he seems to have a cape this time around, and looks rather annoyed at the camera.]

.....I'm not in the mood to talk to anyone. This community is such a nuisance.

[The video starts up with Tails looking very annoyed, as well as really tired, since he didn't sleep last night after his last post. However, he isn't alone as, what appears to be another Tails is with him and he's smirking at the camera.]

Funny how these idiots freak out every time another virus comes out.

[The real Tails shakes his head.] It's not like we can predict what kind of viruses come out and when, you know.

Who cares. [The evil twin sits down on the bed and uses one side of the computer desk as a foot stool. This annoys the real Tails even more and tries to shoo off the feet, but the evil twin just ignores it.] So... when is that pathetic excuse of a villain going to show up?

Eggman's not on here, ...uh, me. And I glad he isn't.

[The evil twin rolls his eyes and surprisingly, he actually swears.] You damn well who I'm talking about.

Please don't swear.

Why the hell not?

[Tails makes a frustrated groan and facepalms.] Lamest. Virus. Ever.

[The video ends with the evil twin's smirk growing wider as he managed to get on the real Tails' nerves.]


(OOC: Yeah, I know I just made a post not too long ago, but I couldn't resist. This is the first virus of three he'll be hit by (Yes three viruses. I managed to figure out how much I could cram at once.), the opposite twin virus. Bold is Evil!Tails, and normal is normal Tails, obviously.)

[When the feed turned on, Waver was standing in the room, complaining.  He didn't seem to notice that the camera was on and recording because if he did, this wouldn't be any fun.]

[This wasn't really all that unusual.]

[He was wearing an Admiral's Great Tactics t-shirt that was about seven sizes too big for him.  It was quite obviously Rider's, since no one else would wear a shirt that big, and it came down almost to his knees.  The collar was big enough that it slipped over his shoulder.  It was also fairly obvious that he was wearing nothing but the shirt.]

[This was somewhat more unusual.]

What the hell am I supposed to do about this?

[He was looking at a set of bruises on his arm, which rather curiously looked almost like they were in the shape of fingers.  He poked at them with his fingers, testing their tenderness, and hissed when it stung.  There was a mark on his exposed shoulder that very definitely looked like a bite, and several similar ones on his neck.]

That idiot...  Is it too much to ask that he control himself?  [He pulled up the edge of the shirt to a level that would've been pushing modesty if he'd known he was being recorded.  There was another set of bruises on his thighs that looked like hand prints.  He made an exasperated noise and let it drop again after a moment.]

What am I going to do with him?

[He was still unaware of the recording, which is probably a good thing because no one wants to be on the receiving end of Waver's spazzing.  Huffing and annoyed, he turned and grabbed the hem of the shirt, apparently to change-- and the feed shut off.  No one gets a free show.]

[The video shows the inside a circular room. There is not much furniture, only a bed, a desk, a couple of chairs and a bookcase. The walls are decorated with tapestries, depicting battle scenes, and a few weapons on display. Over the hearth there is a relief of some kind of tree. Rose comes into view, shaking snow off of a cloak, and wearing plate armor. She is noticably different from other times the community has shown her. For one, she looks a couple years younger, her hair is pulled back and not as long, and she is not wearing the horned circlet that she always seems to have.

[She starts talking off the armor, stripping down to the wool clothing she has on underneath. As she starts to take off the chest plate, she notices the device that is recording, frowns and goes over to it.]

What in Soa's name is this thing? That Wingly woman better not be coming into my quarters and leaving things here. It's bad enough I have to tolerate her presence in court.

[She picks up the device still frowning. Then she closes it, shutting off the video.]

[You see a grey fox looking directly at the camera, not looking very happy. Behind it, you can see a living room decorated in a country living style. And then, the fox starts to talk in Cinderella's voice.]

What the fuck is going on here!? I woke up as a fox this morning. A fox! Thanks to this place, I got shipped to the Farm, because having a wild talking animal in the city is a bad thing!

This better not last long, because I can only put up with Reynard's flirting for so long. I would bite him if I didn't get the suspicion that he would actually like it.

(OOC note: Since Cindy is a Fable, and since there are a ton of talking animal Fables, she is able to talk.)

[[OOC: Shishi was infected by the trip down memory lane virus. This is focused on one of his fonder memories of the Dark Tournament that he loved so much.]]

Well this is going to be exciting! I'm getting a new Godchild today.

Poor thing could really use a hand too...sometimes I'm glad kids can get a second chance.

[Pause...there was a reason she was doing this. Oh yeah!]

If anyone knows Yuri, try to keep this all a surprise!

((ooc: Au virus~ Wanda never was Timmy's faerie, but! Now she is Yuri's faerie!!!))

Good afternoon, everyone! The community is so active today. I hope you are all doing well. My dears, as always, tomorrow is our dinner. I thought, perhaps, we would make it special. How does yose nobe sound? We'd have quite a variety in the pot, of course.

Oh! And if you need a worldhop, please let me know. I would be happy to bring you.

((Giant family virus is a go!! If your character is virused/not virused/ not part of the family but still wants to come to dinner, have at it. I was thinking an RL tomorrow.))

oh my god i can'wf navigate worth a single darn like this

i got lost backin the 1897 bills oh aye donald should take thoseg ou for some fresh ar

DONALDS no wait  should call out to him