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29; helping a sisbro out; now kiss!!!; clearly this plan has no flaws; stop flirting you guys

Hello, community! I must inform you of a terrible and nasty issue:

[Kefka raps on a blackboard with a riding crop. Chalked on it are the words SEXUAL TENSION.]

There are a great many of you flirting! And making doe-eyes! And not doing the proper thing about it, which is to stick each others' tongues in your mouths or confess your love and cuddle or go find a private area in order to proceed to do things I cannot mention on the public televisions!

Now. I will start naming names soon. Please come write in so I can help you with this terrible terrible problem. Or! Ask me about other problems like the Earth Dear Abby. I will fix your lives! I can give you a compatibility test to show your true loves! I will tell you how to deal with bad in-laws! I will make sure that you do not end up dying! In a cave! From a box of scraps!

[With any luck, Operation: Help Yuri Out will be a success.]

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Well... It's fine if someone else does it. I'm just not that way and I never will be!

[...okay, okay, yeah, maybe she took it too far but...]

I'm just saying, I said stuff like that a couple years ago and my friends practically had to beat it out of me. People say it's weird, and I know you're in the same situation I am where everyone assumes you like girls and you don't want to give people the wrong idea, but there's still no excuse to say that stuff.

I'm not like that it's not okay to assume that I am. If Wakaba actually meant all that "I'm her true love" stuff, that'd be okay because she's my best friend and I'm not going to judge her. Hell, I'll even defend her against things like that.

But I am not like that so everyone should shut up and leave me and Himemiya alone.