29; helping a sisbro out; now kiss!!!; clearly this plan has no flaws; stop flirting you guys

[sandinmyboots]

Hello, community! I must inform you of a terrible and nasty issue:

[Kefka raps on a blackboard with a riding crop. Chalked on it are the words SEXUAL TENSION.]

There are a great many of you flirting! And making doe-eyes! And not doing the proper thing about it, which is to stick each others' tongues in your mouths or confess your love and cuddle or go find a private area in order to proceed to do things I cannot mention on the public televisions!

Now. I will start naming names soon. Please come write in so I can help you with this terrible terrible problem. Or! Ask me about other problems like the Earth Dear Abby. I will fix your lives! I can give you a compatibility test to show your true loves! I will tell you how to deal with bad in-laws! I will make sure that you do not end up dying! In a cave! From a box of scraps!

[With any luck, Operation: Help Yuri Out will be a success.]

Comments

[sandinmyboots]

I have time.

[delilahs_reaper]

I see. And who is Project #1?

[sandinmyboots]

Doc Scratch and his hatemance for the community. It has to go.

[delilahs_reaper]

Perhaps you should simply smite him for good.

[sandinmyboots]

I'm working on it! He's a tricky egg to crack.

[delilahs_reaper]

I'll take your word on it. Do others share your ire for him?

[sandinmyboots]

Yes, though others side with him. I don't understand how they can't see through him! It's so obvious...

[delilahs_reaper]

Perhaps they are as vile as he.