[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

Comments

[lazyfacepalm]

Aren't girls these days all about wanting to kiss a guy these days?

[coughyuri]

[denies]

[ WOW NOT LIKE SHE LIKES HIM OR ANYTHING. ]

If you keep thinking like that, I think their fists will be all about wanting to meet your face these days.

[lazyfacepalm]

[I never said anything about liking him!]

It's not like I'm all for kissing guys, you know...

[denies]

[ ah, there we go, a chance to just snarky back instead of having to be flustered. ]

Are you sure? What if it's a really cute guy?

[lazyfacepalm]

No, nu-uh, not in a million years. I'm completely straight. I promise you.

(Koizumi's what everyone considered a cute guy, right? And he's always in my FACE. Go away, please! Ms. Asahina however, please, get in my face however you want!! That proves it, doesn't it! Just making myself as clear as day!

Also, not even bisexual either. Don't even go there.)

[denies]

What's your favourite kind of girl then?

[ see, if she asks it this quickly, he might slip up if he's actually gay all along. buuut as he's probably not it's just fun to screw around with. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

...Don't you ask that kind of stuff when you know someone?

(...Although, it's a bit of a popular trend among my so called "friends" that I like "weird girls." ...I...wouldn't say that's a total lie, I guess...

But what do you expect me to say huh?! "I just love weird girls!" Isn't that a bit awkward or dare I say, weird?!

This is so open too...ah--stop, stop. You're thinking too much...)

[denies]

Ah, sorry. I didn't know I was talking to an expert on friendship and what is and isn't allowed while being or not being friends.

[lazyfacepalm]

(Trust me, you're not.)

Isn't this one more common sense anyway?! What kind of guy do you like, huh?

[denies]

The kind of guys who don't ask me that question.

[ said so quickly and deadpan-ly that it must be not serious.. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

I don't think that's much of an answer anyway, er. (Er.)

Shalomanie-san.

[denies]

[ .. seriously. seriously. ]

My name's Ange Ushiromiya. Don't start mixing up girls' names, you'll make them cry at that rate.

[lazyfacepalm]

...Ushiromiya.

I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I made you cry when we've only just met. I am Kyon, your ordinary bum. Pleased to make your acquaintance, madam.

[denies]

How could I say anything but 'pleased to meet your acquaintance' in return when you've immediately made such a good impression of yourself. It must take a lot out of you to proudly declare yourself an 'ordinary bum'.

[lazyfacepalm]

Would you prefer "normal bum?"

[denies]

Ah, so it's that way? In that case I should have said 'I am Ange, your ordinary witch' if this is apparently the proper way of doing introductions.

[lazyfacepalm]

(What.)

I wasn't exactly lying about being a normal bum...

[denies]

.. Do I look like I'm joking?

[ no, seriously, kyon.

stare at this pokerface.

gaze at it. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Wait just a minute. You? A witch?

Give me a break. Witches don't exist. They're just fairytales.

[denies]

You might not want to say that too loudly. Some of them might take it as a challenge and start some game with you in which they kill your family over and over.

Believe me, it's not fun.

[lazyfacepalm]

Some game, that sounds like mass murder to me! (Sorry, but if you're expecting me to go along with a joke dealing with that? You've got another thing coming...)

Come on, that's enough of that. Come back to reality.

[denies]

If you think I'm doing something lame like roleplaying right now then you're wrong, you know.

[lazyfacepalm]

If we were, then I'd like to know before hand. I can be a mean witch too. Wanna have a tea party?

[Because he's still not buying it.]

[denies]

You aren't a witch.

[ even though she's sort of using magic (what else could spoken colored text be, let's be honest here), she's still straight faced. ]

.. Still don't believe me? Or are you going to make up some ridiculous theory now as to how that special effect happened?

[lazyfacepalm]

(Wh-what the hell...?!)

What was that?! Why did...