23 February 2013 @ 11:03 pm
Hey all!

Just a quick question, while I have time.

If you were going to hire someone to transport something, what qualities would you like them to have, and what would you want to move?

Magic, enemies, weight, none of that matters. Just the best service!
02 January 2013 @ 10:36 pm
[video] [some violence within]  
19 November 2012 @ 10:44 pm
[voice post]  
[The sound of a deep, muffled voice begins speaking as if addressing a large room:]

There has been a rather disturbing lack of cooperation in all of my political science classes. The lack of debate and the apathy towards the state of the world has been very disappointing.

As a result: all political science students must turn in an assignment in a week's time.

The assignment is: Why Democracy Is a Lie, and Why All Governments Are Unjust Tools of the Elite Used to Destroy the Working Man.

All papers must reference at least one government-related atrocity and use statistic to estimate how many have perished at the hands of their government of choice.

[And suddenly Darcy's voice pipes up.]

Woah, woah, woah. Should we give them something a little more open ended? And less...depressing? We want them writing papers, not spiraling into a fit of depression.

What about a paper on Obama vs Romney? They can defend one candidate.

[There is a low, muffled sigh of frustration before Bane adds:]

Or a paper about Romney or Obama. Either is fine.
19 October 2012 @ 10:10 am
[accidental video]  
[Video opens on Bane, big and hulking and laying asleep on a rather minimal cot. It’s not clear where he is, but wherever it is, it is incredibly dank and dark, with only a dim lantern on the wall providing any illumination. Somewhere, there’s the faint sound of rushing water.

Above the dull background, a small, pitiful meow is heard.

Bane blinks awake, unmoving. For a moment, he lays still, his eyes alert until he hears it again – a tiny, plaintive meow.

Curled up against his arm is the most tiny, adorable kitten. It looks up at him with wide eyes before meowling again.

Very, very carefully, Bane sits up, tilting his head as he looks down at the small creature. And moving very cautiously, he scoops it up with his palm, still staring at it with slight confusion.

And then, very, very, very gently, he reaches down to stroke the kitten’s head with his finger.

The kitten quiets and begins to purr happily.]
23 August 2012 @ 09:18 pm
[accidental video] [locked from John Blake]  
Cut for spoilers for the very first scene of The Dark Knight Rises )
22 August 2012 @ 02:59 pm
[locked from John Blake]  
[An intimidating man is looking down at you, DDD. One wearing an intricate mask of tubes that covers the lower half of his face, so that they only clear feature left is his eyes. Said eyes squint down before shifting into an appearance of wry amusement.

In a muffled, accented voice, he addresses the community congenially -- those his eyes narrow a bit as he speaks:]

So, it seems our computers have been overtaken by some little birds. How curious.

Tell me, little ducks: what are you doing here? I don't believe we've ever been acquainted.

I'm afraid you're being a bit of a nuisance. My comrades and I are due to be kidnapped tomorrow and we have quite a bit to plan before it occurs.