Welcome, friends! I knew you'd be preparing to fight me, so I wrote you a speech!

[Here's Kefka, but something's weird about him. Maybe it's how his outfit is twice as complicated as usual, with extra ruffles and puffs of cloth and all that everywhere. Maybe it's how he's got his wings out, too; that's weird. His throne room seems to be floating in a sea of stars and night.]

I've acquired the ultimate power! You're all nothing but fleas to me now. You should embrace your destruction: it is the fate of all things. No sailor scout shenanigans can change that.

Any questions?

[Heinz stands in front of the camera, wearing what appears to be a long purple dress]
Citizens of Dramadrama Duck, prehap to have your energy sucked away by me, King Beryl!

BEHOLD! The energy sucker away inator! [Shows his Inator]


Surrender to me your energy and then the Dark Kingdom will rise once again!

Minons! Come on get out there. Make yourself useful!


^{(Action open to Vanessa, Ferb and Perry and anyone who can world hop)}

[There's a scream that's very audible at first, the video clicking on shortly after to reveal a young woman being cornered by some ruffians in the street. It's a Renaissance view, the area mostly like a certain Italian's world. Cars go by and-

Wait. Cars? Since when did the Renaissance have cars? And the men are going after the woman's purse? They had purses back then? What is going on here.

Well, fear not, for your questions shall be answered! Because as luck would have it, there is an incoming shadow of a bird seen, and a few seconds later, a feather sails by one of the thug's faces, sticking right into the wall. Both of them look up, and back, just to see a figure crouched on the ledge of the building behind them.]

Truly, you'd prey on the weak just to feel better about yourself? And a woman, no less.

[It's rather obvious that it's a male, and for those who know him, would most likely know that it's Ezio. Watching the two men, he leaps down, the outfit he wears bearing semblance to the style of the world he is somehow now in. Robes like the assassin ones he will wear in the future, and a Venetian mask to cover a part of his face, are prominent. Another flick of his wrist, and a few more feathers sail, pinning the criminals to the wall, leaving the woman free. For a moment she clutches her purse, terrified, until she realizes this masked man saved her.

Ezio continues to speak to the two men, obviously irked as he stares them both down.]

I would have perhaps expected better from gentlemen, but it seems you two are nowhere near the case.

[A moment passes and then he gently extends his hand towards her, trying to not seem intimidating.]

Are you hurt?

N-no, thank you. Who are you?

You may call me La Maschera.

[His brief rescue is cut short as a bird flies overhead.]

Maschera, Maschera! We have trouble! In the city!

[He sighs, but grins all the same. Dashing away, he climbs the wall again, and blows a kiss to the girl as he disappears over the edge and away from sight.]

[[both Okuu (omnomsgods) and Ezio (novicius) will be responding]]

[James grabs his book while sitting on his double bed. He's grinning like he might burst and he can't wait to tell everyone the news.]

Hey everyone. She said yes! I mean, I knew she had to and she would but she still said yes!

[He couldn't believe it. He was going to marry Lily Evans!]

[To mix things up, have a Tails who looks very different right now. He's also about 45 cm in height at the moment, so he's currently flying with his new tiny turquoise wings so that he can be seen.] To all the Sailor Scouts and those willing to defend the innocent, please be careful. Dark times are ahead and we must do our best to make sure these evil forces are stopped. I can't do a lot, but let me know if you need help.

Sailor Rain, how are things on your end? [He's talking about Aqua no not Cure Aqua ]

[All this video shows is a slender hand with a purple glove on it, gesturing expressively. The background looks like an abandoned warehouse.]

Attention, community! It occurs to me that until I can set up a proper list of contacts, I may as well broadcast this to everyone.

Tonight, I intend to steal nothing less than the blazing pride of Bern itself. Anyone who cares to try may feel free to try and stop me. Do try and make it a challenge. I despise a boring heist.

No one's proven themselves worthy of my name yet, so I'll simply sign off with the name one of you gave me - the Beautiful Jay Queen.

[She chuckles a little, and the camera gets a brief view of red hair framing a purple domino mask, before it tips over, a swirl of yellow cape obscuring the lens for a moment. When it's out of the way, the video records a few moments of empty warehouse before shutting off.]

[There's an eye-bending fractal pattern covering the camera, all yellow and purple. Something odd about the texture, but now there's a girl speaking. Quoting Hamlet, of all things.]

Hold as 'twere the mirror up to nature: to show virtue her feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time his form and pressure.

[The pattern folds in half, and turns out to be the wings of a butterfly, that takes off among a cloud of others with a gust of wind in its wake, blowing around the hair of... well, Butterfly, though she's standing with her back to the camera. There's a worryingly long knife dangling casually from one hand for a moment, before it disappears. Possibly up her sleeve, but that seems silly considering the sleeves on her uniform are far too short for that.]

Any villain who builds their schemes on the backs of innocent people is doomed to fail. Someone always rises and fights. No dark kingdom can stand forever without facing revolution. Facing me.

[She whirls around, her skirt twirling, and there's a sudden flash of lightning behind her.]

Soldier of clouds and revolution, Sailor Storm! Extreme Inconvenience To The Forces Of Repression!

((OOC: Yeah, SM!Butterfly's a bit overdramatic. And her catchphrase could use work.))