[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

Comments

[lazyfacepalm]

If you want. An alternative though is to tell me exactly what you know about this thing.

(I'd rather the latter, if you will.)

[denies]

As long as you refer to this place with 'this thing' and not toy trains, then sure. Not like there's much to say either way, it's just some sort of network that bothers you every now and then and won't go away until you pay attention to it and talk with people on it.

Like some screwed up sort of forced socializing.

[lazyfacepalm]

What a way to get us talking. Any ulterior motive to this? Some higher up who wants to force all the hermits and anti-social people out of their daily routine?

(Man, someone needs to show that guy his place then. Sorry for being bad at socializing.)

[denies]

Who knows? You might as well try to write them a friendly letter and see if you get some reply.

[lazyfacepalm]

< Dear Mr. Duck, I would like to have a word with you! >

[denies]

Don't forget to add the hugs and kisses.

[lazyfacepalm]

Oh, you bet. I'd leave those to you if it were a guy, though.

[denies]

... What, do you think I seem like the type for that kind of stuff?

[ answer carefully, kyon.. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Aren't girls these days all about wanting to kiss a guy these days?

[coughyuri]

[denies]

[ WOW NOT LIKE SHE LIKES HIM OR ANYTHING. ]

If you keep thinking like that, I think their fists will be all about wanting to meet your face these days.

[lazyfacepalm]

[I never said anything about liking him!]

It's not like I'm all for kissing guys, you know...

[denies]

[ ah, there we go, a chance to just snarky back instead of having to be flustered. ]

Are you sure? What if it's a really cute guy?

[lazyfacepalm]

No, nu-uh, not in a million years. I'm completely straight. I promise you.

(Koizumi's what everyone considered a cute guy, right? And he's always in my FACE. Go away, please! Ms. Asahina however, please, get in my face however you want!! That proves it, doesn't it! Just making myself as clear as day!

Also, not even bisexual either. Don't even go there.)

[denies]

What's your favourite kind of girl then?

[ see, if she asks it this quickly, he might slip up if he's actually gay all along. buuut as he's probably not it's just fun to screw around with. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

...Don't you ask that kind of stuff when you know someone?

(...Although, it's a bit of a popular trend among my so called "friends" that I like "weird girls." ...I...wouldn't say that's a total lie, I guess...

But what do you expect me to say huh?! "I just love weird girls!" Isn't that a bit awkward or dare I say, weird?!

This is so open too...ah--stop, stop. You're thinking too much...)

[denies]

Ah, sorry. I didn't know I was talking to an expert on friendship and what is and isn't allowed while being or not being friends.

[lazyfacepalm]

(Trust me, you're not.)

Isn't this one more common sense anyway?! What kind of guy do you like, huh?

[denies]

The kind of guys who don't ask me that question.

[ said so quickly and deadpan-ly that it must be not serious.. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

I don't think that's much of an answer anyway, er. (Er.)

Shalomanie-san.

[denies]

[ .. seriously. seriously. ]

My name's Ange Ushiromiya. Don't start mixing up girls' names, you'll make them cry at that rate.

[lazyfacepalm]

...Ushiromiya.

I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I made you cry when we've only just met. I am Kyon, your ordinary bum. Pleased to make your acquaintance, madam.

[denies]

How could I say anything but 'pleased to meet your acquaintance' in return when you've immediately made such a good impression of yourself. It must take a lot out of you to proudly declare yourself an 'ordinary bum'.

[lazyfacepalm]

Would you prefer "normal bum?"

[denies]

Ah, so it's that way? In that case I should have said 'I am Ange, your ordinary witch' if this is apparently the proper way of doing introductions.

[lazyfacepalm]

(What.)

I wasn't exactly lying about being a normal bum...