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dramadramaduck2013-02-18 04:59 pm
sandinmyboots) wrote in dramadramaduck2013-02-18 04:59 pm
40; Anon Post; kefka is actually not exaggerating much this time; no seriously; i can't make this up
Dear Community,
I need your help.
I happen to be part of a friendly neighborhood crime syndicate. My sister is a cop and she is dating. However, thanks to my criminal connections, I know the man she is interested in happens to have his dead girlfriend taxidermied in his basement. (No, I don't know how she died. I'm pretty sure the fact that she's taxidermied in his basement is warning sign enough.)
How do I go about getting her to realize that he is not a good match for her without getting stabbed?
From, Worried Brother
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I need your help.
I happen to be part of a friendly neighborhood crime syndicate. My sister is a cop and she is dating. However, thanks to my criminal connections, I know the man she is interested in happens to have his dead girlfriend taxidermied in his basement. (No, I don't know how she died. I'm pretty sure the fact that she's taxidermied in his basement is warning sign enough.)
How do I go about getting her to realize that he is not a good match for her without getting stabbed?
From, Worried Brother
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[note to self: bug this guy later. maybe get him a gift in order to encourage this kind of kefka-helping behavior]
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