26 September 2008 @ 12:08 am
 
WHAT.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:08 am
 
It seems now this has become some sort of virus rather than a simple curse dealt by a God. How very inconvenient.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:08 am
[Accidental voice post]  
[obviously a very female voice]

Hmmm? When room get bigger?

[a pause]

Slag... Voice processor really gli-

[a longer pause follow by a scream from the same female voice]

The Slag!? Why me Grimlock femmebot!? Went into recharge as mech not femme!

No can let other Autobots see this!

Me supposed to be king, not queen...

((ooc: Found a pic! And just for lols, lets say Grimmy makes a very cute femmebot.))
 
 
Current Mood: freaked out
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:15 am
what the...  
Excuse me for a few days. I have some new assets I need to take care of.

SCORE!
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:15 am
Wow....  
This isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. And most of you were whining about this last year?

THIS IS AWESOME!

((Bedtime now, more tags... er, later today.))
 
 
Current Mood: ecstatic
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:25 am
 
Oh hell no. I can't...no way. Someone fix this now. Someone might try to come in here any minute. I can't let my family see this. Or Jesse. Defiantly not Jesse. No way.

I have to get out of here until this is over. I can't just lock myself in my room. Mom'll think I'm sick and get all worried and try to help and...ugh. No. I need to get out. Flash. Mind if I crash for a while? I'd ask Bella, but what with her honeymoon and everything. Please?

Oh, yeah, and there is soooooooo no way I am going to the bathroom until I've turned back.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:28 am
 
(The handwriting is much shakier than normal)

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:41 am
[Anonnimous]  
To the members of this community,

I need some assistance.

If you recently discovered that you're really in love with someone, and that it wasn't just an infatuation...How do you tell that person that you love her/him?

Any help will be appreciated.
 
 
Current Mood: curious
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:48 am
 
One minute I'm reading The Art of War in the hotel and doze off, and the next I wake up with facial hair, an Adam's apple, and a twig and berries of my own. 

I finally succumb to your viruses, DramaDramaDuck.  It makes for something new.

 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
ѕol вadgυy
26 September 2008 @ 02:01 am
 
..........

What.

The.

FUCK.

(Have a Fem!Sol. :|b Tagging tomorrow, but this is mainly so I-no can laugh at him.
 
EDIT: HERE YA GO. If it doesn't work out the first time, just copypasta the URL into a new tab, should work. And the blonde on the left for those of you that don't know Guilty Gear is a female version of Sol's rival, Ky Kiske.)
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 02:15 am
 
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I wake and there are- b-THINGS on my chest! WHOEVER HAD THIS SICK IDEA OF A JOKE IS SCREWED BECAUSE AS SOON AS I FIND YOU, YOU ARE ALL KINDS OF DEAD!


W-what will Juudaime think? Oh god and the baseball idiots going to see- Fuck it I'm skipping school.

((OOC: Welcome to Femdera~! He's no different that normal aside from the physical- really he's like on constant PMS anyway so haha.))
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 02:34 am
...  
... I... um...



Oh my.








((Yes, I actually did it. The icon is actually a scan of her son Kotaroh, but I figured it'd be a good enough likeness.

And yes, we're still finishing the kidnapping plot, it's just backdated. By now, it happened two days ago, anyway. Sorry if this is too confusing, Shia-Rescuing Crew ♥ I just had to get in on the fun.))
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 02:40 am
Yo dumbasses!  
It's called a VIRUS! Tough it up, it'll be over in a damn week!

So shut up about it already, as we don't need ten billion damn posts about it!

 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Location: NYC, 2105
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 03:52 am
girl!james needs a worldhop...  
I am aware that this is at quite short notice, but is there anybody here who might be able to... take me in, as it were, for the duration of this virus?  I do not like to try my luck any longer than I have to, staying here and hoping to avoid detection, and certainly I cannot go sneaking about town in my own clothes.  If I am discovered, however- a strange woman in the Commodore's house, in the Commodore's clothes, unable to give any good account of herself... well.  I would doubtless be locked in one of the cells in my own Fort, and when the virus subsided, and I was found in my own form, sitting in jail... I cannot even imagine what would result.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 06:04 am
 
... Surely I cannot be the only individual who believes this condition is not to be the end of the world as we know it.

It shall only last a few days, if the past viruses rendered from this community are any indication of its duration, and once it is over, all of our persons will be physically back to what passes for us as normal.

Yes, I too shall be needing to miss work due to my condition. It is inconvenient and somewhat annoying.

Yet we all possess our minds and our rationale. Get over yourselves.



[Locked to Tyki Mikk // Hackable]

All the same, as I cannot work for a few days ... Would you mind taking with me a bit of a vacation?

[/Lock]
 
 
Current Mood: bitchy
Current Location: Martian Station Dormitory
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 06:10 am
 
No.

This is not happening. This is a dream. Just a dream.

... Please tell me there's a way to fix this.

Thank god Yuma and Saya aren't here.
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 07:14 am
This...  
I'm a girl. I mean, Lina and Amelia have forced me to dress up as a girl before, but I'm really a girl this time.

Thank Cepheid - or someone - that the others aren't here. They'd probably dress me up again. And honestly, I could live without that.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 07:20 am
 
What is this....

What...

What...?


KABUTO! IS THIS YOUR DOING?
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 07:30 am
 
If I have said anything the least bit derogatory towards women, anything at all, that has resulted in my currently being a woman, I take it back.

If this is a virus... could someone who's been here long enough and has dealt with this please tell me how they managed? I can't possibly show up at school, but I can't abandon my student council duties either, but I can't even stay in my home without someone recognizing me and I have no idea how to explain this-!

...The librarian is giving me strange looks. I wish I was dressed properly...

((Tags when I get back from school. 'Sup guys~))
 
 
Current Mood: panicked
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 07:32 am
 
WHAT IS THIS THING BETWEEN MY LEGS, UN?????

UUUUUUUUUUUGH.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 08:04 am
 
Ha ha ha! You people can be so entertaining!

Anyone I know get affected? Show yourself!

This place is so much fun~ I'm sure you all love this virus, don't you?
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
The Doctor {tenth}
26 September 2008 @ 08:09 am
WHAT.  
Genderswap virus?!

Honestly, of all the things to get hit with, and it has to be this one. I mean, look at me! This body is completely rubbish for running in - honestly, believe me when I say this, but I'm beginning to have a ton of more respect for all of you ladies. I mean, how on Earth do you all cope, running around with these things on the front of your chest?

And my voice goes even squeakier when I shout, now, look -

[Switching to voice post mode... initialising...]

[It's recognisably Ten's voice, but higher and, well, squeakier.] "There! I mean, look at that, that is NOT normal!"

[/End voice post mode]

Anyway. Donna and Haruhi are threatening to take me out bra shopping, so in case I don't survive, you'd better tell me anything that you might have wanted to tell me. Dying Time Lady's wish and all that.


((OOC: School now. Tags when I get home. ♥))
 
 
Current Mood: ... WHAT.
Current Location: The TARDIS
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 08:16 am
different sort of complaint  
...Oh now that's just un-freaking-fair.

If my gender's going to suddenly switch you'd think the universe would be kind enough to at least give me tits to amuse myself with.

LAME. I barely even look different. I mean my hips are a bit bigger but that's hardly anything nice enough to keep me from being upset about being a girl.

I look like that one Fraccion chick Halibel has, if she had short hair...I still need to bitch at her for stealing my style.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 09:36 am
 
This is fucking hilarious. Even better than that animal shit.
Tags:
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 10:13 am
 
...

Elphaba? Nancy? Meg? Elliot? If you four aren't changed, tell me, what do I do with these things outside of bouncing them?
Tsunade, I think you have a 'daughter' rather then a 'son' now.

Apparently, Germany won out


(He's consider a she only in Germany ^^)
 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Location: North Pole
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 10:21 am
 
Okay, I know I turned one person into a girl once like... a long time ago. But I swear to God I'm not responsible for this.


I kind of wish I was now, though. This is too funny!
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 10:23 am
[voice]  
[a deep, feminine voice and a lot of laughter]

Klaud, sneak in here, I need your clothes. Dammit, where did Anita put that? There it is. Good woman, she knew I'd eventually think of her.

So, I heard that the good inspector talked to you all. Great, really.

[a long pause]

... I'd seduce me.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 10:34 am
 
Now this is a virus I can get behind!

I took the opportunity to borrow a few of Rhode's things, and a camera from a friend of mine.

Not cut IC )

Who wants a piece of this?
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 11:02 am
 
This. Is not. Funny. Somebody fix this, now. I fell over three times in the first five minutes after I got up! How the hell am I supposed to live like this?! I don't know how to be a girl! And I can't escape my family much longer!

Oh god...



...
I need a place to stay for a few days.

Nagato? Would it be possible for you to get my homework while I'm gone?


(( The strikeout is what Kyon was originally going to post but ended up deleting. ))
 
 
Current Mood: distressed
Current Location: Home
 
 
Kudo Himiko
26 September 2008 @ 11:07 am
 
I know that everyone seems to be complaining about being different genders but...

This is kind of cool! I'm taller, stronger, and I can keep up with Akabane faster. And I don't have to worry about my costume so much! This will help a bunch with those jobs I've got lined up...

Oh, and if you don't know me, my name is Himiko. Its a pleasure to meet you!

 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 11:08 am
 
As undoubtedly amusing as this is, I'd really rather have a say in my own gender. Do tell me I'm not the only one with that brilliant thought, will you- it being obvious and all.

Leave the joking to the experts, as they say. And if this is one of those viruses I've heard mention of, it could really benefit with a few lessons.

Who's up for the job?
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 11:43 am
 
How convinent that I look relatively the same. However, there are some things that I would like to be informed of. Such as manner of dress and the mechanics of walking, and seeing past my own chest.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 11:47 am
Not exactly Lupus  
Not coming in to work today.

That's all I have to say.

Hope nobody dies.


((OOC: tags after class))

 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Location: Apartment 221B
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 11:54 am
 
Well isn't this just a special little switch.

I'm not entirely please with the suddenness, nor of being this gender, but I am glad to have at least retained my beauty~.

How's the rest of the community fairing?
 
 
Kuroba Kaito || Kaitou Kid
26 September 2008 @ 12:20 pm
 
All the guys here who are complaining about being turned into hot girls?

Stop.

This is not fair, this is not fair. Why couldn't I be turned into a chick too?

EDIT: Aoko!! You're not picking up your phone! Please tell me you're not affected...
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:20 pm
 
I came back to check out the community...and this happens. http://bazja.deviantart.com/art/Femacon-86500757

I can't even leave my room! I don't even know how I'm supposed to explain this to Snake!

I have breasts dammit!

..Anyone for a game of chess while I wait for this to wear off? Maybe..a solution?

((I couldn't find any actual icons..so that picture will have to serve and people can use their..imaginations.))
 
 
Itsuki Koizumi
26 September 2008 @ 12:25 pm
 
Oh my. This is a little unexpected.

It seems I'll have to find some new clothes to wear for the next few days, all of mine are far too large now.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:26 pm
 
Days like this make me really wonder why I stay on this community.

I should be thankful that I'm still human, but, it's difficult. Especially since no one seems to have noticed yet.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 12:55 pm
 
KLSJDFISJDFKJASKDFJ;LADF';ASJDFHSDJFH

OH MY GOD! W-why am I a girl?! Is this Reborn's doing?! I can't face Maman like this, she's going to freak out, and the teachers will look at me weird when I go to school and-

Oh my god.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 01:10 pm
 
... I'd like to know if there is anyone I can pin the blame on for this, god or not.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 01:14 pm
 
HEY RENO? AM I YOUR TYPE NOW?



Edit: Okay I just thought.  I was a gay man, and now I am a woman.  So am I a gay woman or a straight woman?
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 01:16 pm
Uhm...  
Ok- I'll admit, some of these virus things that have hit the community before were worse then this. But how am I going to explain THIS to my boyfriend when he gets home?!
 
 
Current Mood: anxious
Current Location: New York
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 01:18 pm
 
...

First off, I do not think this is funny. No, really. Not amused.

....

On the other hand...

I'm pretty hot.
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 01:34 pm
 
And I thought that a hand inside your chest was an unpleasant experience, count on the community to prove me wrong.

I can't let my father see me like this, not just because I’m a woman (and a hot one, heh) because I look like my mother when she was young, so he will be a bit confused. I left a note on the house telling him that I was working in a new case, but know I need some place to go.

Wonderful.

Arche if you still need to buy a dress for the wedding, I have time now. Kaito, open your mouth and I will break your jawline, even if I know that Aoko loves it. Kid, for good sake, don’t steal anything while I’m like this.

[Locked]

Akako, my love, you can’t do anything to change this, right?

[/Locked]
 
 
Current Music: I'm A Woman (Peggy Lee)
Current Location: Ekoda, Japan
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 01:50 pm
 
This is most unbecoming. I would never have dreamed that over the course of my life I would be turned into a woman, not only once but twice? Dol Arrah, I cannot attend Parliament in this state....
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 01:54 pm
 
W-what the frick is going on!?!

This is even worse then that time in high school when I tried to take all my birth control pills at once and grew a beard!
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 02:24 pm
...Someone mind explaining this?  
MUUUMMY! MY PENIS IS MISSING!

W-why is my anatomy changed?! Is it happening for everyone else too?

...I hope Byakuran-san doesn't decide to videocall. At least the Cervello can meet the rest of the world for me.

[ooc; The strikes are sadly deleted. XD;;]
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 02:30 pm
 
I...can't believe this...

Umm... I joined this community because my friend Chester had told me about it...but... he didn't mention anything about this...

I'm Cless, and I'm not normally a girl... could someone tell me what happened?

I don't think I can leave my room like this...
 
 
Current Mood: embarrassed
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 02:36 pm
 
...That's it, I'm locking myself in my cabin until this is over.

I don't even know how to use the bathroom, now.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 02:38 pm
 
I... I look like...

I look like her.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 03:12 pm
 
Oh-Oh... THIS is priceless...!!
 
 
Current Mood: LOL
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 04:08 pm
 
Yes, I am aware that another virus is going around. I am also aware that most of the men on the community have suddenly found themselves in the body of a female, and vice verse. Since I've been seeing this mainly from the men turned into women, I'm addressing them.

No, the community does not need to hear about how you 'explored your new body with a mirror.' That is disgusting, crude, and the public does not want to hear about it.

Please. Control your libidos and keep private things private.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 04:26 pm
[Video Post]  
[The camera clicks on, and for a few seconds, all you can see is a pair of bright reddish eyes and strands of blue hair blocking the screen.]

This thing on?!  [The voice is gruff, but obviously female.  You'd think she was trying to lower her voice on purpose.]

[sound of a computer beeping confirmation]

Good!

[The woman straightens up, cape blocking the hasty taping job on her chest.]

Alright!  Seems like everybody's turnin' into chicks and guys.  So for all of you new guys, if ya need help, anybody from the Dan you'll show ya how to be a real man!  An' I gotta say, just 'cause I'mma girl don't mean I still can't kick all you guys asses.  I'M THE GREAT KAMINA-SAMA, STILL THE BEST FIGHTER, MAN OR WOMAN!

[seems done and sits down.  She starts poking her boobs after a minute of boredom.  A dumb grin spreads on Kamina's face.]

[Camera disconnects]
Tags:
 
 
Current Mood: bouncy
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 04:43 pm
 
I'm a girl now~ Oops?

Ushishishi, Squalo~! ♥ We're going shopping. And then we're having another sleepover~ We can do each other's hair and paint our nails, shishi!
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 04:52 pm
 
This is a complete travesty.

These are a B Cup. C Cup at best.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 05:03 pm
[filtered to capable doctors//v. v. hackable due to oncoming fever]  

Despite the growing masses here, my worries are hardly connected to my switch in gender. I am certain it will pass on its own well enough.

Whom I must address are the doctors here. I've done a considerable amount of research during my period of ill-health and I am a bit uncertain of my condition thus far.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 05:35 pm
Someone please tell me that this is a bad dream...  
This is so embarrassing...

... I apologise for asking, but could anyone here who's normally a girl give me some advice?


((OOC: Alle is caught in space without a bra. :D ZERO-G BOOBS, NEVER A GOOD THING.))
 
 
Current Mood: embarrassed
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 05:40 pm
Surprise  
How odd. Every incarnation I've been female then suddenly I... become a man.

I suppose part of me had wondered what it was like to be male but, honestly, it's not that different (that may be more down to what who I am though). Maybe I have a little more upper body strength...

This armor no longer fits me, which is going to prove problematic.




I may... have to avoid Lucian for a while.
 
 
Current Mood: shocked
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 06:04 pm
...Huh....  
....Somehow it's not as funny when this shit happens to yourself....

I don't see what everyone is getting so upset about. The breasts aren't too distracting or obstructing.

The lack of penis however is. Not that it matters much.

[[ooc: ahaha~! Xanxus is getting a taste of karma. =w=  Strikes spoken outloud]]
 
 
Current Mood: blank
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 06:20 pm
 
YES, YOU ARE THE BEST VIRUS EVER!
 
 
Current Mood: ecstatic
 
 
Minato Arisato ⌈有里 湊⌋
26 September 2008 @ 06:24 pm
[lol Feminato]  
...So this is a virus.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 06:32 pm
 

.....for those of you who've skipped class today at Namimori. I'll be thoughtful for you pathetic group of herbivores and advise you to sleep with one eye open.
And. To the one who is to blame for all of this- consider yourself dead.




[ooc: Why yes, he did go to school as a girl today. And yes, he hid everything.]
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 06:47 pm
 
...I-I-but-how did-

WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 07:24 pm
 

DEBITT!


You-you know that thing down below in your pants? ...Mine's gone......


[ooc; N-no icons for virus. Yet.]
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 08:35 pm
Worldhopper Is Needed  
Are there any available worldhoppers? I need to go to Ran's place till this whole fucking virus blows over. It's getting creepy to stay here. And annoying. I'm just glad the fucking shark hasn't noticed the change yet.

I'll  pay whatever.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 08:36 pm
 
A fine surprise to wake up to.

A question to anyone up for it- Who here is finding themselves most affected by this particular virus? How many were affected?



((Sad thing is, she doesn't look any different than before. Sob.))
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 08:48 pm
 

....I, ah....seem to have spoke too soon, apparently.

....now what do I do? This is really awkward and uncomfortable.
 
 
Current Mood: surprised
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 08:58 pm
Hmmm....  
You know, at first, I was really weirded out by this whole "being a girl" thing. I still am. But it's also interesting.

They're so squishy.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 09:53 pm
Need Worldhop!  
Those in Duck thing! Me Grimlock need worldhop to Westpoint Slough in Dumb'con Sixshot world! Me need to kick some Dumb'con femme aft!
 
 
Current Mood: determined
Current Location: Ark
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 09:54 pm
 
...Is something happening?


[OOC: Just a warning that tags'll be slow. Sorry!]
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 10:36 pm
FEMININITY 101  
Okay, guys (or should that be ‘former guys?’). It’s come to my attention that most of you don’t really know the first thing about women, which means you really don’t know the first thing about being women, either. It’s a good thing someone like me is here to teach you, then! ~♥

Consider this your first lesson in Femininity 101!

Lesson one: You may change your mind, without notice, whenever you wish.

Lesson two: Don’t ever be afraid to gossip! It’s your responsibility to make sure all of your friends are up to date on the current trends, rumors, break-ups, and whoever happens to be the biggest jerk this week!

Lesson three: PMS is your friend! It’s a good excuse for everything and it’s okay to take advantage of it whenever possible.

I think that’s a good enough start… So! Any questions?



((OOC: These are actually modified from some real joke 'rules' for being a woman. Alas, the website I got them from seems to have disappeared... ;-;

Also... I thought I should mention, in case anyone missed it, that Larry (or 'Laurie') is under the assumption that she's always been a woman. In case there's any confusion. ♥))
 
 
Current Mood: productive
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 10:40 pm
 
It looks like I'm not the only one who woke up with a new pair of breasts this morning.

They're so soft... and round... and squishy!
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 10:44 pm
[Strikes totally hackable]  
Another virus? I am so glad I wasn't hit by this one.

Being in a female body...wouldn't you wanna try things?
 
 
Current Mood: immature
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 10:50 pm
[voice post]  
[A voice that could easily belong to Shia, and yet masculine; she sounds like she's been crying]


... th-they're dead. My Taro-san... a-and my son. They're gone.

I longed to see them for so long, a-and... and they're gone.

... Taro-san... my Kotaroh... o-oh dear, oh no...


[the recording cuts off]
 
 
Minato Arisato ⌈有里 湊⌋
26 September 2008 @ 11:09 pm
 
I need a worldhop to visit Itsuki.
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 11:18 pm
[Accidental voice post]  
What the hell...?

... I've got...

...

... AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[a rather loud thud]


(OOC: LOL gynophobe.)
 
 
26 September 2008 @ 11:30 pm
 
...

So I, too, have been affected by the ah... latest virus. [*just imagine a heavy sigh*] I'm just glad there's no one around here to see this...



((Giro IS male normally, but for the purposes of LOLZ I've left out the actual specific current gender since he's feminine enough as-is. Feel free for characters to think he's a girl-turned-man instead of the other way around XDXD ))
 
 
Current Mood: embarrassed