I got this. Really.

Rider War Number 3 coming up in a few short days. You'd think someone would get tired of them.

In any case, several Sentai Groups have been killed off, and so have some Riders. I'm going to go and see what Marvelous and Tsukasa have planned THIS TIME.

I've been thinking too much about my screwups and the things I regret. Everyone says "think positive", so...

Hey, everybody! What are some things you're proud of doing?

No saying "destroying the world" or whatever. In fact, all evil stuff is banned, okay?

That that was not fun.

Glad to know that when I die I leave behind collectibles.

Oh and uh, Kaitou went to fight the last of his war. Things happened, Tsukasa was revived and all's right with the world.

The line to punch Kaitou Daiki forms behind me by the way.

Is it just my imagination, or have things been quieter here lately?

I will be away for a week from the computer. We're having a minor event at our home, and I'm going to America for a little bit. In my place is a guy named Brian. I'll bring my laptop but I'll be in Texas for a while.

I heard I need to eat BBQ while I'm there. There's a place in San Antonio which will feed you meat until you cannot eat anymore.

And I want a stenson while I'm there too. I'll be traveling with this guy named Kisaragi for a while so see you all later!

So um, yay go me!

[There's a ruckus at a store in Minato ward as a pink blur runs out laughing.] Send the bill to Nozomi Yumehara! I'm out!

[A laughing copy of Nozomi is bolting before her features blur in a animation-saving way as she passes a tree and becomes more elvish in nature.]

Aaaah that was fun! Where to next? [And she sunglasses.]

Yep that's a thing.

Found out Toei made another New Stage Movie. So that's been what, three now since Ayumi left us?

Either way, I get a awesome teamup with Lemonade. If you call running and screaming like a derp awesome. But I suppose people like that from me.

Oh on another note, I've started collecting Kamen Rider toys in addition to the native-Toei stuff I already get. I have a DJ Gun now and waiting on a Peerless Saber. Biggest Roleplay Weapon ever.

Oh and yesterday I got turned into a four year old. Just fyi.

Elloran, love, be a dear and lend me the use of thirty or so of your planets. I'd rather not have them destroyed - ah, you still use the term fall beyond, do you not? - in your time rather than mine, but there's no way of knowing how our time compares to that of the main community. Lets see...Zeta Phi S340, Tau Lamda D32, Darion 5...[He proceeds to list of the coordinates of another thirty planets, with the apparent assumption that Elloran will know what he's refrencing.]

And to cut short that tedious business of whether or not you will help me...

History there is, and No History. Sh'zali Knot. First move: Destroyer to Level 4. Second move, Pawn sacrifice. Third, exchange of Sens on Fifth Level. Fourth: Destroyer Check, Sacrifice, and Inquestor Mate in Five Moves. Don't say you wouldn't lose, you know you avoid sacrifices at every opportunity. But I won't tell my younger self your weakness if you send me the tokens promptly. Consider it my insurance.

And with that settled, the real game can start. It has been so long since I've had a worthy opponent...I should thank you all for offering me a challenge that I could never take in my own damaged universe.

[[ooc: Karakael has put up one of the more basic locks against Mir. She'll easily be able to break it if she puts her mind to it...which is half the point, as the text gives the locations of 30 minor worlds in the Inquest universe, all of them common sacrificial worlds.]

[The video begins with a face none of you have ever seen before-masked with a visor that clicks and whirs and gives the very human lips and white hair that extend from beneath it a slightly robotic cast...even as a familiar voice will issue forth from those cruelly smiling lips.]

Good Morning Ducks. I do hope you will excuse my informal address, but I'm practically giddy with excitement. You see, this is Mir-and I'm speaking to you from my new body. Shurelia thought she had stopped me, but I'm afraid that it's she who has been stopped. After all, I'm wearing her like a cheap suit, and nobody will dare to touch the Administrator whose life is the only thing standing between those pathetic humans and certain doom. My doom.

( See the true face of Evil inside. )

((ooc: Mir will not be playing nice today, but nor will she be entirely unreasonable. And anything in Italics is actually network-translated Hymmnos.))

All these viruses... That time of the year again, is it? What timing. Not that viruses ever have good timing, but I could really use a break right now. Cologne and I are busy enough with fighting all the time.

Maybe I'll be lucky and the community forgets about me. But what are the odds of that happening?

[...Well, not very good, it seems. Considering that Cologne is still very much dead. Or he should be, at any rate. And yet, if you look in the background, there's definitely a purple fairy there. He seems to be polishing the Heart Pot. How diligent of him.

But that's not the only thing different about Yuri's life right now. Just before she can continue talking, there's a knock. Then the door opens and an unfamiliar man peeks into her room. Cologne quickly freezes and pretends to be an ordinary stuffed toy.]

Ah, Yuri, did you call just now? I thought I heard talking.

Ah no, it's nothing, father. I'm just using voice chat on my computer.

[Satisfied with that answer, Yuri's father leaves again and closes the door. Once he's gone, Yuri sighs, though there's also a hint of amusement in her voice.]

Geez, what's the point of knocking if you're just going to enter anyway?

*Nagisa is turning over the Cure Black figure Yayoi got her for her birthday once in her hand.*

Do you guys have your own merchandise?

For that matter, what's the weirdest stuff you've seen with yourself on it? Because they apparently sell Precure soap crayons.

AAAAH EXAAAAAAMSSSSSSSS!

Hi Community.

Exams suck.

That is all.

[You have Aqua looking a little...miffed. You'd think it'd be because there's a whole host of Unversed around her in a courtyard, but no.

It's because there's some guy putting her Keyblade in her hand and throwing flower petals at her.]

You're putting yourself in danger!

[Said guy totally ignores her, following as she fights the Unversed, banging chimes together when she hits her Keyblade against something.]

Are you going to do this the entire time?

[Your answer is "yes," as the moment she tries to cast a Blizzard spell, the guy throws ice cubes at the Unversed.]

...So much for trying to catch Terra before he leaves.

[It's Kirby!

He is poking at looks like a big yellow star.

He is now hanging for dear life on the big yellow star, which is now zipping haphazardly around the place.

Oh dear.]

[The video opens on a girl holding a book. Though at first it's tricky to tell who the one reading is, after a few seconds she lowers it and raises an eyebrow as she curiously looks at the camera.]

...Well, now.

[Yep, it's Yuri, back again after an absence of several months.]

This is unexpected. [A slight smile appears on her face.] Though not unwelcome. Really, I was starting to think I'd never see this place again. I guess I was wrong there.

I hope I haven't missed too much.

[Text]

We have come up with a most delightful game! It is called the Spider Game. Make note that there is only one way to win, and that is to locate us before we make our move.

This new power pleases us, and we insist on utilizing it as much as possible! The Fun will be doubled, nay, tripled with this new expansion of Equestrian shores!


[Action]

Somewhere, perhaps you're not expecting it, a invisible pony drops right atop you.

"HOW MANY POINTS DO I RECEIVE?!"

Unusual customer visits restaurant, almost drives it out of business

Satori's Meat House reached record expenses for all 16 years of its operation today, when a patron no one could have expected showed up.

"It was like a swarm of locusts appeared in the middle of the building and made all the food disappear," Aino Hiroma, another customer who bore witness to the incident, recounts. "This pink ball with legs literally sucked up the entire buffet, faster than any human could eat."

Fortunately, not only was no one hurt by this supreme display of gluttony, the apparently not quite human visitor was able to pay for (presumably) his meal with a ticket.

Soon after, the town was awash with activity, as claims of government secret weapon testing, aliens, and even fairies saturated the social media sites, news stations, and telephones.

The strange visitor himself could not be reached for comment.

"I just hope this won't be a repeat occurrence," says Megashi Sai, owner. "How did he manage to get a ticket anyway?"

[Video]

Ermeii~

[Kirby sure is content! He's practically skipping back to his house.]

[video]

Soooo, happy ducks. I figure it's about time we had some more fun around here again. And since Kyousuke's not here to go joy-riding around the multiverse with -- sorry, Yayoi, don't ban me from the library again! -- well, then, I want to play a game.

Anyone played Never Have I Ever?

Basically, everyone goes around this post posting things they haven't done. Then, if you have done one of the things someone else posted up, take a drink of... whatever you have on hand, I don't even care if it's water. Then respond to the thread it's for and we can count! Post your own stuff, too.

It's all in the name of community togetherness. Trust me!

(IC, game-canon version of the Never Have I Ever meme! As an example to look at, here's the last time we did this on the meme comm. This one's just game-canon instead of a meme, and it obviously won't be done with action tags, though Kano will encourage video tags to prove that people are actually drinking. Go forth and have fun!

Ugh, I can't believe this! We're flying like drops here. Even Honoka's gone.

Who all's still here?