23 February 2013 @ 11:03 pm
Hey all!

Just a quick question, while I have time.

If you were going to hire someone to transport something, what qualities would you like them to have, and what would you want to move?

Magic, enemies, weight, none of that matters. Just the best service!
20 February 2013 @ 06:01 pm
[The feed cuts on for a moment to show Nathan sitting at his computer. Looks like someone's too lazy to actually, you know, DIAL HIS PHONE or WALK DOWN THE HALL]

Charles. Charles. Hey Charles. Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh I need a brain and a body bag [He stops a moment, thinking] Oh! Oh and some guts. Like... a briefcase full of guts.

[He pauses, blinking for a second before picking up a handheld tape recorder]

Idea for a song. Briefcase full of guts.

[He flicks off the tape recorder and without waiting for a response from his manager he just... walks away.]

some time later (click for video) )

((OOC: Nathan Explosion and his attempt at.... KOMEDYYYYYY))
18 February 2013 @ 04:59 pm
40; Anon Post; kefka is actually not exaggerating much this time; no seriously; i can't make this up  
Dear Community,

I need your help.

I happen to be part of a friendly neighborhood crime syndicate. My sister is a cop and she is dating. However, thanks to my criminal connections, I know the man she is interested in happens to have his dead girlfriend taxidermied in his basement. (No, I don't know how she died. I'm pretty sure the fact that she's taxidermied in his basement is warning sign enough.)

How do I go about getting her to realize that he is not a good match for her without getting stabbed?

From, Worried Brother

[[All tags will be anon unless otherwise stated!]]
Current Location: Tower of Kefka
Current Mood: celes pls
Current Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrvTeSswqU
16 February 2013 @ 01:04 pm
( text. )  
[ to: dramadramaduck@dreamwidth.org
from: ( +UNKNOWN NUMBER; "lucific" ) ]

I am home.

( ooc: all information on this main post is visible. feel free to do as you will with it. uwu* )
16 February 2013 @ 01:26 pm
02 baby don't tie me down  
[Oriko opens in her puella outfit, one hand raised with a red string tied around her finger... in the middle of a very dark basement, illuminated only by her phone and the light of her soul gem, glowing from where it's set just beneath her chin, resulting in an unintentionally ominous appearance. The half-visible silver spheres floating around her head probably don't help.]

I realise this is doing Miss Yurippe no favours, but I little choice in the matter. This is the Community's doing, is it not? I would like to know where I am, and who this is attached to. Has anyone had any experience with such things before?
12 February 2013 @ 01:03 pm
voice; backdated to early monday morning  
Can I please stay with someone?  I won't bother you or anyone you live with and it would only be for a little bit, promise.  All I need is somewhere to sleep.
04 February 2013 @ 12:35 am
[shinji breathes into the microphone, static erupting through the speakers in short bursts.  he sounds as if he's been pushed past the verge of tears and onto the brink of absolute panic, but he has to do this.  he has to.]

Kaworu-kun...he's gone.  It was strange that he was gone so early this morning, but I didn't think about it.  Now it's been hours and he's not back.  I called his job and his phone.  They haven't seen him and he won't answer.  All his things are here.  Even his violin is here.  He'd never leave without it.  I can't find him.  He disappeared.  Kaworu left.

[an audible gulp, a shaky sigh.] And I can't find him at all.  Tell me you've heard from him.


17 January 2013 @ 10:05 pm
[video] It doesn't get much sadder than this.  
[Shelly sits alone - save for a cat crawling under the dinner table - in his dining room. It seems far too large for one man and his cat, really.

The first remarkable thing about this video is that he is cutting a slice of cake - a rather fancy piece of pastry, finely decorated with frosting and topped with candles - for himself.

The second is that, for a few moments, he hums "Happy Birthday"; then he stops, stares off into the distance, as if suddenly realising how silly he looked, and continues eating his cake in silence.

He hasn't voluntarily posted in a while, and this was certainly not a voluntary post. The community is a vile mistress.]

23 September 2012 @ 08:34 pm
If I were the superstitious sort,  I would frankly be convinced some higher power is conspiring against my career. I finally get a significant role, for the first time in over a year... and it seems nobody outside of Japan will get to see it. And after the writers were so kind to accommodate my injury, as well...

Frankly, I believe mediocre advertising is to blame, which is, unfortunately, nothing I can do to change.

Although I suppose I could try.

25 May 2012 @ 10:18 pm
[Hey, community! You get to see a very brief shot of Shelly before he switches to text. He is looking...

SPOILERS: This post is extremely silly! )
29 April 2012 @ 09:51 pm
Contained within: spoilers for Gyakuten Kenji 2's first case, some violence. )
25 April 2012 @ 04:55 pm
I thought it appropriate to let you know I am on my way back; I should arrive by tonight. I truly am sorry I had to leave so suddenly, but I'm forced to admit I'm getting quite careless with age. All is well now, though. I do hope you realise this already, but if anything at all can take me away from the two of you, it is certainly not Interpol.

Steve, shall we do some revisions later? Granted, I suspect that, by now, I may need them more than you do. Oho.



... I brought you some books.

Well, then. We'll see each other soon.

[IC EDIT; some time later; text]

I must wonder what about this message was so noteworthy that the community felt compelled to share it with the rest of the world.

18 March 2012 @ 10:25 pm
It seems my computer will not let me do anything at all today unless I make a post. How inconvenient.

I suppose I may as well make this worthwhile, if I absolutely must say something...

... Aha.

I would like to know who here is currently unemployed.

((He is totally virused. 8) ))

14 February 2012 @ 06:06 pm
It seems rather obvious to me that these cupcakes are not to be trusted. I must confess mine looks quite appealing, but I suspect that is merely the community's incentive for me to ingest it. I have already disposed of it, regardless. If I understand their effect correctly, I have made the correct choice.


For those of you who have a natural significant other, happy Valentine's Day, I suppose. Enjoy it as you will.

((OOC: After I get 5 replies, I will roll the RNG and the lucky winner gets Shelly's love for 24 hours. JOY OF JOYS.))

28 January 2012 @ 10:12 pm
The PSA he never thought he'd have to make  
I have a simple, quick announcement that should put many of you at ease (and, perhaps, disappoint just as many):

I will not be able to conduct business in worlds where superhuman beings or magical forces are predominant, as I am, contrary to what some may have you believe, a human being.

That is all.
08 January 2012 @ 02:02 pm
There are several upsides to this abrupt change of web domains - not only do I find this colour scheme much more aesthetically pleasing than the gradient blues Livejournal had recently adopted, I find that I can now actually post. If there is anybody else in the same condition as I, I hope we may now get around to any... unfinished business we may possibly have.

[Completely failed lock to Greed:]
We need to speak immediately.

03 December 2011 @ 12:24 pm
Good day, community. I have a purely hypothetical question: is there any system in place for the anonymous shipping of objects across worlds?

Should you answer, I thank you for your time.
19 November 2011 @ 03:33 pm
[video/text] The worst part is he wouldn't even get the joke.  
[The apparent subject of this video: a lone keyboard at a desk.

But after a moment, something pulls itself up to it (with visible effort): a... pink blob wearing a monocle. The thing attempts to write a message...]

PLEAES hellp, I have turned into ad pilem of good. I am awre thart m spelling iscurrentlu atrociousm but thje lacxk of fingers makes typung difficult.

ºOh lordd, I am goinmf tpo mneed a new keyboard.
21 October 2011 @ 10:37 pm
Let's kick up the Pride in here.  
Today, I have seen a number of "heroic" individuals begging for acknowledgement and recognition. To those, I say this: what right do you have to demand such things, when I am the one in dire lack of them?

I am Shelly de Killer, the third heir to the name and, undoubtedly, the best in the business. For months, this community has embarrassed me, kicked me around, insulted my dignity and humiliated me.

No more. I demand respect, no matter how horrible of a human being you may believe I am, because I provide a service and, by God, I do it flawlessly.

I can kill a man with my bare hands, for goodness' sake.
24 September 2011 @ 06:31 pm
[Three. There are three Shellys! HAA HAA HAA.

The two older ones - that is, the one you're used to seeing at DDD and a slightly older one who not only appears to have some sort of injury but also even more white hair in his crazy fauxhauk - are cheerfully chatting it up; the much younger one, who would probably be unrecogniseable save for the shape of his face and his straight posture, is just watching them, seemingly starstruck.]

OOC cut for length )