[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

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[ video ]

[second_star]

Boo.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

........................

(Did the duck just speak to me.)

...Q-quack.

[ video ]

[second_star]

I don't speak bird.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

[And at that moment HOLY SHIT THIS THING SPEAKS.]

...Please tell me you're not the duck then.

[Video]

[blahblahblah]

Oh look, we got another one.

Welcome to insanity.

[Video]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Trust me, I've been to insanity already. Still there.)

..."Got another one?"

[Video]

[blahblahblah]

You're now part of what claims to be a trans-dimensional chat community.

[Video]

[lazyfacepalm]

............

[Just another day in the life.]

(...Yup, it would be. That would probably explain why I couldn't uninstall it.)

Wait, wait wait. Are you telling me you're from another dimension? What are you, a time traveler? Another alien?

...Space invader?

[video]

[anothersoul]

No one knows how this community really works, I'm afraid.

[video]

[lazyfacepalm]

Think there's a way to get rid of it?

(I'd honestly rather not deal with any multi-verses right now, please.)

[video]

[anothersoul]

You're doing that right now. It likes having people talk a bit before letting them move on to other things. You'll have to visit back once in a while but it can be quite manageable.

[She shrugs, giving a small, aplogetic smile]

I wish I had better news, though.

video]

[lazyfacepalm]

(...She's cute.)

So, what you're telling me is that I just have to be active on something I don't remember signing up for, and it'll go away? For the time being, that is.

[tenminutes]

Don't I know you?

[ From around the time that Haruhi was here.. She could've sworn she recognized his face.

...Did she talk to him once? She's pretty sure he was here before. Huh. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

No, I don't think we've met before.

(I'd think I'd remember someone with your hair color.

...Just in case.)

...Have we?

[tenminutes]

Which Haruhi were you talking about?

[ This might be the key to this question! ]

[lazyfacepalm]

...Wait, do you know Haruhi?!

(Has Haruhi been on here before? Was she the one who installed it on here?! What has she done, who's life has she destroyed in the process?!)

video;

[denies]

Is it really that strange to find a place full of people talking about ducks?

[ saying it with a completely straight face, yes. ]

.. Ah, not that I'm saying that's what this is. It's just that people in general are crazy enough to do that stuff.

video;

[lazyfacepalm]

I mean, I guess if you're some kind of duck geek, it's not all that strange...

It'd be someone's hobby, right?

(Quack quack.)

[denies]

If there's people who build tiny trains and then make them ride around in some poorly designed miniature landscape, there's people who obsess over ducks too, I bet. There's probably people out there who collect rubber ducks and all.

permavid

[windgodgirl]

I prefer crows, personally. [said the girl with crow wings.]

permavid

[lazyfacepalm]

[A stare...in disbelief.]

...So what are you, an angel of death? Come to tell me I've actually died and this is what it's like in the afterlife?

(I could see an angel of death having some kind of liking to crows.)

[windgodgirl]

[a laugh] An angel of death? Hardly. I am a Tengu!

[vid]

[whysomean]

Yeah, turns out there's zero ducks here. Go fig.

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

How ironic. Not one?

(Did you actually try to find any?!)

[vid]

[whysomean]

Could be lurkin', I guess, but nope.